"Tommy is a good listener, and he's a pretty good actor, too. He can get things done. Action man, we call him." —Bush, referring to Health and Human Services Secretary Tommy ThompsonSource: PR Newswire, "Remarks by the President at the Economic Forum Health Care Security Session," Aug. 13, 2002
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I guess I forgot to add to the text
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beckdaddy
(02.21.2002 12:45:59 PM EST)
that this came from a "Back - to - School" sale insert...sorry! That's why the pencil and eraser are in the pic.
I agree with PC...
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started by
roger
(02.20.2002 9:20:09 AM EST)
What is the pencil and eraser for?
Just protecting my sheep
LMAO
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bigswifty
(02.20.2002 8:56:08 AM EST)
Back in High School, when I opened my wallet, it looked just like the olympic flag!!
...when a 12 count barely lasted out the week. Now it's a years supply...and then I have to check the expiration date.
Cheap f#ckers.
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started by
proverbialchump
(02.20.2002 6:23:15 AM EST)
Theres a catholic youth joke in here, somewhere.
Whats the pencil and eraser in the picture for, to erase/add her name in the old address book, pending test results.
Use of one should
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marvin
(02.20.2002 2:19:50 AM EST)
negate the need for the other .... but how (or why even) should be become professional at pregnancy testing ?
Over 4 bucks off condoms?!? Don't tease us and tell me where the store is!
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Scary thought,
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kweenbee
(02.20.2002 0:07:03 AM EST)
Very scary. Good one Beck
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