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Sign Of The Times

By: beckdaddyPublished: 02/20/2002
 
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It's no wonder the kids are so prepared these days.

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    I guess I forgot to add to the text (0 replies)
    started by beckdaddy
    (02.21.2002 12:45:59 PM EST)

    that this came from a "Back - to - School" sale insert...sorry! That's why the pencil and eraser are in the pic.

    You wanna play with me?

    I agree with PC... (3 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.20.2002 9:20:09 AM EST)

    What is the pencil and eraser for?


    Just protecting my sheep

    LMAO (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (02.20.2002 8:56:08 AM EST)

    Back in High School, when I opened my wallet, it looked just like the olympic flag!!

      

    I remember... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.20.2002 8:24:09 AM EST)


    ...when a 12 count barely lasted out the week. Now it's a years supply...and then I have to check the expiration date.

    Cheap f#ckers. (3 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (02.20.2002 6:23:15 AM EST)

    Theres a catholic youth joke in here, somewhere.

    Whats the pencil and eraser in the picture for, to erase/add her name in the old address book, pending test results.

    Use of one should (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (02.20.2002 2:19:50 AM EST)

    negate the need for the other .... but how (or why even) should be become professional at pregnancy testing ?

    Kiss my Ass !

    Super-value (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (02.20.2002 1:15:24 AM EST)


    Over 4 bucks off condoms?!? Don't tease us and tell me where the store is!

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    Scary thought, (0 replies)  
    started by kweenbee
    (02.20.2002 0:07:03 AM EST)

    Very scary. Good one Beck

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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