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Runway Number Nine

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 07/26/2005
 
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Taking off is about as exciting as landing.

Runway Number Nine

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    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.26.2005 7:26:32 AM EST)


    If'n Bill Gates had been a Redneck Coonass from from the Florida everglades this could be his Airboat.

    Gee, I hope (1 reply)  
    started by tjshere
    (07.26.2005 3:59:28 AM EST)


    The prop-wash doesn't blow the house into the sea.

    I guess it would be worse if that plane had after-burner.

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