"Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican." -George W. Bush, declining to take reporters' questions during a photo op with Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien, April 21, 2001
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I think...
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started by
proverbialchump
(08.16.2002 6:10:21 PM EST)
the whole world is frickin' cracked!
This is all wrong
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started by
thegrandpatron
(08.16.2002 7:46:19 AM EST)
I guess this means that Harry is on expedition in Antarctica because: everyone knows wherever Harry is, is the Asshole of the world.
Hahahahahahahahahaha
That explains
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started by
marvin
(08.16.2002 3:37:52 AM EST)
the hole in the ozone layer being where it is !
LOL!
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started by
luvly1
(08.16.2002 1:39:45 AM EST)
Ah.... Yes... My planets need better
alignment here!
Hahahaha!
Hey Obi
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started by
kweenbee
(08.16.2002 1:11:45 AM EST)
Is that a balloon or?
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