"When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us vs. them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there."-Iowa Western Community College, Jan 21, 2000
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"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time." — Catherine Zandonella
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#109 Smelling apples and/or bananas can help you loose weight.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
One Liners
Q. What's the difference between hobos & homos? A. Hobos have no friends, and homos have friends coming out their ass.
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