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Religion for Police Enforcement

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 11/23/2000
 
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Now it is starting to make sense.

Religion for Police Enforcement

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    lol (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.16.2003 8:23:00 PM EST)

    ^5

    That explains... (1 reply)
    started by bjshadow
    (11.26.2000 8:12:44 PM EST)


    ...why all the doughnuts have holes... 'Cause they're *holy*! Heheheh

    *sigh* i can't believe i just said that...

    Ride the Log Ride: you WILL get wet!!

    i was told this. (0 replies)
    started by JohnnyKatoom
    (11.23.2000 8:42:12 PM EST)

    by the voices in my head.

    Mmmmmm.....doughnuts..... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (11.23.2000 11:41:49 AM EST)


    Cops are funny....

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    oh yea (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.23.2000 0:44:52 AM EST)

    isnt that the truth
    happy birdie day goofball ites

    D.A.R.E.... (0 replies)
    started by cheeseball
    (11.23.2000 0:30:33 AM EST)

    "Donuts Are Really Excellent"
    The D.A.R.E. program is supported by
    police officers everywhere.


    Ok.... (0 replies)
    started by mizike
    (11.23.2000 0:24:49 AM EST)

    but we knew that already.

    Sounds like (0 replies)  
    started by acornett1
    (11.23.2000 0:12:39 AM EST)

    a typical thing.

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