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"It's basically the same, just darker." — Alan Kulwicki, stock car racer, on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons (1991)
Snapple Facts
#87 A mile on the ocean and a mile on land are not the same distance.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
One Liners
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday
Hey!
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.03.2001 0:22:27 AM EST)
The one on the far right is cheating! What's the penalty? castration? By the way, how much shrinkage do you think goes on in weather like that?
~:o)
Planetrapido's naked mile
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Anonymous Goofball
(01.18.2001 9:49:08 AM EST)
hiy all!! just got sent this cool link:
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screwU2
(07.31.2000 3:33:58 AM EST)
this is the dombest thing ever
matt Wiener
Heho
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kurtcobain
(06.28.2000 6:45:38 AM EST)
Why the censored photos
To hell and beyond
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