"I think it's important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand that the babies out of wedlock is a very difficult chore for mom and baby alike...I believe weought to say there is a different alternative than the culture that is proposed by people like Miss Wolf in society...And, you know, hopefully, condoms will work, but it hasn't worked."-Meet the Press, Nov. 21, 1999
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy." Tom Waits
#114 The oldest known animal was a tortoise and lived to be 152 years old.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly doctors hire her to stand outside their offices to make people sick.
Q: How do you know when you're REALLY ugly? A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
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Did They Ever Think
(07.31.2004 11:17:13 PM EST)
Maybe they would be better off drinking the milk and killing the rats? But before they eat the rats, they will purify their bodies by washing with cow urine strait from the source. Mmmm curry rat.
An end with horror is better than horror without end.
(08.02.2003 9:57:49 AM EST)
Rat on a stick :-)
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