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Only In India

By: modePublished: 07/31/2003
 
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Fattening them up for future meal planning.

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    Did They Ever Think (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (07.31.2004 11:17:13 PM EST)
    Maybe they would be better off drinking the milk and killing the rats? But before they eat the rats, they will purify their bodies by washing with cow urine strait from the source. Mmmm curry rat.

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