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goldenhusky
(02.10.2001 12:11:38 PM EST)
It's Ronnie REAGAN, not Regan.
A FINE is a tax for doing wrong.
A TAX is a fine for doing well.
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cheeseball
(12.22.2000 0:01:43 AM EST)
this is just too lame
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