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Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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George W. Bush |
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"In the last 32 months, history has placed great demands on our country, and events have come quickly."—Bush, speaking from Carlisle, Virginia, May 24, 2004
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"I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine."
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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Snapple Facts |
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#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1500 eggs per day.
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Yo Mama ... |
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... is so fat, When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
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One Liners |
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Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.
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