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By: Anonymous
Published: 09/30/2000
Restaurants are becoming very liberal now in order to lure customers since cigarette smoking has been banned in most public places.
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well
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bigjohn2
(08.14.2003 8:39:31 PM EST)
not that funny
Hey, Anonymous Goofball
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goldenhusky
(03.16.2001 1:25:31 PM EST)
If you don't like this page, go on to another one . . . doofus!!
I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.06.2000 11:26:11 PM EST)
BULLSHIT SUCK MY ASS UNTIL ALL THE SHIT IS GONE THIS PICTURE SUCKS A BIG HAIRY COCK!This goofball page needs to get some actual funny shit up in here!
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oxbrain
(09.30.2000 5:03:32 AM EST)
sounds almost like a porn shop+eatery
"They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more.
And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"
"How would life be if the world smoked weed, guaranteed there'd be peace not greed, we're safe as hell, livin' in a cell, legalize the planet, only time will tell..."
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