"The fact that he relies on facts...says things that are not factual...are going to undermine his campaign."-New York Times, March 4, 2000
"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe." Vice President Dan Quayle, 8/11/89
#91 There are more telephones then people in Washington D.C.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A: A bingo machine.
I wouldn't blame anyone for praying before going in.
that line reminds me...
(11.28.2004 11:02:53 AM EST)
of "full metal jacket" when the drill sargeant yells, "PRIVATE PYLE!!! I want that commode so clean that the Virgin Mary herself would be PROUD to take a DUMP on it!"
I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!
(11.28.2004 9:37:29 AM EST)
I think there hopeless...
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