Advanced Search
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in



Remember Me?

» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?


Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
Busted Tees
Mike's List


George W. Bush
"I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth."-Nashua, N.H., as quoted in the New York Times, Feb. 1, 2000

Random Quote
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
— Vice President Dan Quayle

Snapple Facts
#104 There are more then 30,000 diets on public record.

Yo Mama ...
is so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

One Liners
Q: How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house?
A: Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway!

The Only Hope

By: obiwanPublished: 11/28/2004
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

It is so small I think not even the Holy Spirit would fit in.

The Only Hope

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of

Related Links
  • B.A.R.S.
  • Bar Room Translation
  • A Very Special Bar
  • Bar Service
  • Top ten reasons god created eve
  • Leper in Bar
  • Crocodile Dundee in the Gay Bar
  • Best Bar
  • Monkey Bar
  • God's Penny
  • The Bar Bet
  • The Best Bar in Town
  • God And Adam
  • Blind In A Ladies Bar
  • God Made Woman
  • Thank God for Brakes
  • God Sent You
  • The Birth of a Candy Bar
  • Asian Museum Pays Homage to the Porcelain God
  • Bar Chatter

  • More Photos...


    This Section


    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    Don't Worry (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (11.29.2004 10:04:09 PM EST)

    Their SBA loan was just approved and their Franchise Offering Circular is at the printers.

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

    So.... (0 replies)
    started by hannes
    (11.29.2004 2:27:12 PM EST)

    I hope I can get a drink? :-)

    I see now why ........ (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.28.2004 11:59:10 AM EST)

    that reggae hair style is so popular.

    If that's a hair salon (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.28.2004 11:14:05 AM EST)

    I wouldn't blame anyone for praying before going in.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    that line reminds me... (0 replies)
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (11.28.2004 11:02:53 AM EST)

    of "full metal jacket" when the drill sargeant yells, "PRIVATE PYLE!!! I want that commode so clean that the Virgin Mary herself would be PROUD to take a DUMP on it!"

    I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!

    damn (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.28.2004 9:37:29 AM EST)

    I think there hopeless...

    yeah (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (11.28.2004 0:56:34 AM EST)

    get your nails done

    Cowboys ain't easy to love
    You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie? is not responsible for any content which individual users post. reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.

    Most Recent
    By Dre. ...

    Warning Sign
    Learn the difference. ...

    Warning Sign
    "Bitch please" -replied the Pharaohs ...

    Parents Of The Year
    I do hope that thing still works ...

    Rate This!

    3.62 Goofballs of 5
    13 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    You're Home At Last
    I was a bit bored. Can we go out now? ...

    Art Attack
    You're doing it wrong. Or right. ...

    Technology Is Amazing
    This is Tomb Raider 2013 and 1996. We have gone from ...

    This is what I need. No, not for my ex, for the zombie ...

    Two Years Ago
    The Only Book You Really Need
    I wish I had had it since I was 12 ...

    In Tears
    We understand. ...

    Book Sculpture By An Awesome Man
    But it will not remind you of a book but of that scene ...

    This just shouldn't be done, but I have to admit the ...

    Lookie Here!

    Goofball Facts
    Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.