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"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than - I say more Muslims - a lot of Muslims have died - I don't know the exact count - at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004

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The Only Hope

By: obiwanPublished: 11/28/2004
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It is so small I think not even the Holy Spirit would fit in.

The Only Hope

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of

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    Don't Worry (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (11.29.2004 10:04:09 PM EST)

    Their SBA loan was just approved and their Franchise Offering Circular is at the printers.

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

    So.... (0 replies)
    started by hannes
    (11.29.2004 2:27:12 PM EST)

    I hope I can get a drink? :-)

    I see now why ........ (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.28.2004 11:59:10 AM EST)

    that reggae hair style is so popular.

    If that's a hair salon (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.28.2004 11:14:05 AM EST)

    I wouldn't blame anyone for praying before going in.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    that line reminds me... (0 replies)
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (11.28.2004 11:02:53 AM EST)

    of "full metal jacket" when the drill sargeant yells, "PRIVATE PYLE!!! I want that commode so clean that the Virgin Mary herself would be PROUD to take a DUMP on it!"

    I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!

    damn (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.28.2004 9:37:29 AM EST)

    I think there hopeless...

    yeah (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (11.28.2004 0:56:34 AM EST)

    get your nails done

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