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The Only Hope

By: obiwanPublished: 11/28/2004
 
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It is so small I think not even the Holy Spirit would fit in.

The Only Hope

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    Don't Worry (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (11.29.2004 10:04:09 PM EST)

    Their SBA loan was just approved and their Franchise Offering Circular is at the printers.

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

    So.... (0 replies)
    started by hannes
    (11.29.2004 2:27:12 PM EST)

    I hope I can get a drink? :-)

    I see now why ........ (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.28.2004 11:59:10 AM EST)


    that reggae hair style is so popular.

    If that's a hair salon (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.28.2004 11:14:05 AM EST)


    I wouldn't blame anyone for praying before going in.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    that line reminds me... (0 replies)
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (11.28.2004 11:02:53 AM EST)

    of "full metal jacket" when the drill sargeant yells, "PRIVATE PYLE!!! I want that commode so clean that the Virgin Mary herself would be PROUD to take a DUMP on it!"

    I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!

    damn (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.28.2004 9:37:29 AM EST)

    I think there hopeless...

    yeah (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (11.28.2004 0:56:34 AM EST)


    get your nails done

    Cowboys ain't easy to love
    You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

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