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That's Some Mouse
By: Anonymous
Published: 07/15/2000
I saw this sign on my way in to Houston, TX. Isn't it amazing what you get free with an $899 mouse?
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lmfao
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bigjohn2
(08.13.2003 8:51:08 PM EST)
must be a good mouse...lmfao
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cronicded
(08.17.2000 6:16:35 PM EST)
shit, i forgot all about that sign. those guys usually have some funny as msg for an advertisement, i forget where. i live off fairbanks, but that has to be way out in butt fuck egypt
asdf
Must be down south.
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burlingtony
(07.15.2000 3:49:03 AM EST)
Wow ! What luck ! Whoever took this photo captured the image of an actual UFO--in the shape of a rear-view mirror . Call the Inquirer !!
wow
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.15.2000 0:21:33 AM EST)
wow
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