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Afraid Of Cops

By: obiwanPublished: 11/22/2004
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How does he see the road to start with?

Afraid Of Cops

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of

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    Four Must Be Battery Powered (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (11.22.2004 8:50:27 PM EST)

    Only 2 plugged in. Not many cars with 6 cigarette lighter sockets.

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

    If that dont (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.22.2004 8:03:42 PM EST)

    pick up the radar. He might as well give up,,.,.

    The fun thing about this (0 replies)
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (11.22.2004 10:10:24 AM EST)

    is driving through the states that don't allow them.

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

    I bet he can't.... (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (11.22.2004 0:48:09 AM EST)

    see out of his tinted windows either.

    Is he doing 176 ? (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (11.22.2004 0:20:35 AM EST)

    Or is that the radio tuned to 17.6?

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