"There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me."-On the coming Social Security crisis; Wilton, Conn.; June 9, 2000
Random Quote
"I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time." — Mike McCormack, coach of the hapless Baltimore Colts after the team's co-captain, offensive guard Robert Pratt, pulled a hamstring running onto the field for the coin toss against St. Louis (1981)
Snapple Facts
#87 A mile on the ocean and a mile on land are not the same distance.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she hears it's chilly outside is so she gets a bowl
One Liners
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday
This is a quick note to those people who auction things online. If you are going to be selling something that is reflective, please put some clothes on before taking a picture of the item. Thank you.
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
I'm a little teapot,
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started by
willi
(09.04.2001 5:02:29 PM EST)
short and stout, I have a smaller handle and yet a larger spout!
Hey Beck !
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started by
marvin
(09.04.2001 10:11:59 AM EST)
I told you about this already ! Hahahahahahahaha
Personally...
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started by
misspk
(09.04.2001 9:25:06 AM EST)
...I would think of it as a sales strategy, but I'm afraid this person is going to be stuck with this teapot for a very long time.
*wink,giggle,blush*
I wonder.........
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started by
tjshere
(09.04.2001 9:15:53 AM EST)
If Cindy Margolis has any teapots for sale? Hehehe.
Funny pic, Seaweedy.
I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm better once than I ever was.
Oh man!
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started by
obiwan
(09.04.2001 6:10:44 AM EST)
What a view! lol Bloody funny!
~Obiwan~
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