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... is so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
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Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
I wonder ...
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started by
thegrandpatron
(11.02.2002 8:42:54 AM EST)
if he'll use that wrench to adjust your nuts? OUCH!
Is that a...
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started by
bigdadlong
(11.02.2002 1:21:56 AM EST)
Japanese euphemism for a proctologist?
Yeah, their number one client only comes when Elton John is in town.
Yep
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started by
kweenbee
(11.02.2002 0:11:24 AM EST)
You know they call asphalt rectum trouble. Good one Acid. ^5 buddy.
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