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Elephant Style

By: SeaweedyPublished: 09/25/2001
 
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I gotta get to the zoo more often. Animal intelligence is at an all time high!

Elephant Style

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    lol (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (09.06.2003 11:13:41 PM EST)

    now thats different

    I wish I was an elephant... (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (09.25.2001 5:43:30 PM EST)

    cause then I could lick and suck at the same time!(targeted bodyparts are optional.)

    She shouldn't worry (0 replies)
    started by roostercogburn
    (09.25.2001 10:46:02 AM EST)

    after all she only has to lay there about 1 minute.

    We could learn alot from the animals. (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (09.25.2001 9:21:19 AM EST)

    Doggy style...hot monkey love...You know, the important stuff.

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...TLC

    Now lets try (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (09.25.2001 3:00:37 AM EST)

    the position that 69th Street Baptist suggested.


    We pray for the victims and for vengeance

    And she never forgets (0 replies)  
    started by nakedcanuck
    (09.25.2001 0:15:17 AM EST)


    Millions have been given hope by this picture.

    The Naked Canuck
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