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Define The Word

By: obiwanPublished: 01/28/2005
 
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    Millionaire Wantabe (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (01.29.2005 10:24:47 PM EST)

    NOT!

    damn (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.29.2005 11:59:50 AM EST)

    she missed that...hell fire..

    I hate (0 replies)
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (01.28.2005 8:04:57 AM EST)

    trick questions

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

    Wasn't she (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.28.2005 7:06:30 AM EST)


    John Kerry's campain manager?
    The one who said, let's make John out to be a Vietnam war hero.

    It had to be on purpose. (1 reply)
    started by malcom
    (01.28.2005 5:44:16 AM EST)


    Maybe she had to take shit real bad.
    And by the looks of her...

    Well (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.28.2005 3:33:29 AM EST)


    ABC saved a few bucks by allowing this contestant, didn't they?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    She was thinking (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (01.28.2005 0:18:50 AM EST)


    of her husband's ass

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

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