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Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
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GOV. BUSH: "Because the picture on the newspaper. It just seems so un-American to me, the picture of the guy storming the house with a scared little boy there. I talked to my little brother, Jeb...I haven't told this to many people. But he's the governor of...I shouldn't call him my little brother...my brother, Jeb, the great governor of Texas." JIM LEHRER: "Florida." GOV. BUSH: "Florida. The state of the Florida."-The NewsHour With Jim Lehrer, April 27, 2000
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"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
— Vice President Dan Quayle, 12/6/89
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Snapple Facts |
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#93 A Kangaroo can jump 30 feet.
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Yo Mama ... |
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is so stupid when asked on an application,"Sex?",she marked, "M, F and is sometimes Wednesday too."
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One Liners |
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Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
A: Mace will do that to you.
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*SW2K*
