"It's evolutionary, going from governor to president, and this is a significant step, to be able to vote for yourself on the ballot, and I'll be able to do so next fall, I hope."-Interview with the Associated Press, March 8, 2000
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe." Vice President Dan Quayle
#97 A turkey can run at 20mph.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Q: Hear about the new remake of The Exorcist? A: A woman contacts the devil to get a priest out of her son!
I live just past that
(07.03.2003 4:34:21 PM EST)
big tree on the left, right next door to hell .... have you met my neighbor Claire?
I took a right turn
(07.03.2003 1:47:54 PM EST)
but it didn't lead to heaven. You would think if left is hell, then right would be heaven. I ended up at my brother's house and all hell was breaking loose.
I always wonder what
"Good Intentions" looked like.
(The road to hell is paved with good intentions)
Why on earth....
(07.03.2003 1:38:31 AM EST)
Are they pointing people to my ex-wife's house??!!??
(07.03.2003 0:49:56 AM EST)
You make a left and then a right
go down 3 blocks, look for a fight
if there's one then please join in
and you'll be back in hell again
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