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Going To Hell

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 07/03/2003
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This is how you can go to Hell.

Going To Hell

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of

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    Most Stolen Sign... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (07.03.2003 4:55:23 PM EST)

    Goin to the Damn Site Inn Sat. I'll check if it's still there.

    A sense of humor is the lubricant of life's machinery.

    I live just past that (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (07.03.2003 4:34:21 PM EST)

    big tree on the left, right next door to hell .... have you met my neighbor Claire?

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    I took a right turn (0 replies)
    started by roycesrolls
    (07.03.2003 1:47:54 PM EST)

    but it didn't lead to heaven. You would think if left is hell, then right would be heaven. I ended up at my brother's house and all hell was breaking loose.

    I've been there (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (07.03.2003 9:47:42 AM EST)

    Lost a wife and 2 kids,
    ain't that hell?

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

    LMAO @ TJ (3 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.03.2003 8:19:12 AM EST)

    I always wonder what
    "Good Intentions" looked like.

    (The road to hell is paved with good intentions)

    Why on earth.... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.03.2003 1:38:31 AM EST)

    Are they pointing people to my ex-wife's house??!!??

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    OH HELL (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (07.03.2003 0:49:56 AM EST)

    You make a left and then a right
    go down 3 blocks, look for a fight
    if there's one then please join in
    and you'll be back in hell again

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