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Most Stolen Sign...
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started by
michaelcarl
(07.03.2003 4:55:23 PM EST)
Goin to the Damn Site Inn Sat. I'll check if it's still there.
I live just past that
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started by
marvin
(07.03.2003 4:34:21 PM EST)
big tree on the left, right next door to hell .... have you met my neighbor Claire?
I took a right turn
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started by
roycesrolls
(07.03.2003 1:47:54 PM EST)
but it didn't lead to heaven. You would think if left is hell, then right would be heaven. I ended up at my brother's house and all hell was breaking loose.
I always wonder what
"Good Intentions" looked like.
(The road to hell is paved with good intentions)
Why on earth....
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started by
tjshere
(07.03.2003 1:38:31 AM EST)
Are they pointing people to my ex-wife's house??!!??
OH HELL
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started by
roger
(07.03.2003 0:49:56 AM EST)
You make a left and then a right
go down 3 blocks, look for a fight
if there's one then please join in
and you'll be back in hell again
twang twang
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