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It's Only Five Miles

By: archiek9Published: 12/27/2005
 
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We can walk that far if it's worth it.

It's Only Five Miles

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    Apparently (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.27.2005 1:10:56 PM EST)

    It's French pussy, so it will certainly be ripe.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    uhmm (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (12.27.2005 9:29:10 AM EST)
    if only they joined forces with the town of FREE, it would be perfect

    Actually it's only 5 (0 replies)
    started by bd2son
    (12.27.2005 9:10:18 AM EST)
    kilometers or about 3.2 miles - get your running shoes!

    They have all the pussy (0 replies)  
    started by ajk454
    (12.27.2005 5:24:52 AM EST)
    in one place? Where's my hiking boots.......

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