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By: Anonymous
Published: 02/12/2002
I hear this really works, by inducing vomiting. I bet her breath stinks as well.
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They could replace words....
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started by
willi
(02.12.2002 6:40:02 PM EST)
"own shit" with the words "Grandma's Christmas fruit cake" and the results would have been just as effective!
I'm with Kween Bee
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started by
thegrandpatron
(02.12.2002 6:10:42 AM EST)
I don't comment on anything submitted by an anonymous. I have my standards. Low those standards may be. I still have them.
TJ is on a Roll this morning.
I don't know......
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started by
tjshere
(02.12.2002 4:11:26 AM EST)
Who's sign that is, but apparently they've tasted my cooking at some point.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
i wonder???
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started by
dtahellyeah
(02.12.2002 3:58:18 AM EST)
if there is a waiting list for this program,hehehehehehehe/
DON'T TRUST ANYONE
Anonymous ? WTF ?
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started by
marvin
(02.12.2002 2:58:34 AM EST)
What are you afraid off, someone biting you ?
"Eat shit and diet".
The pic's okay
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started by
kweenbee
(02.12.2002 0:33:24 AM EST)
but I don't vote on anything anonymous. Sorry
Love the country, live to pee outside!
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
