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It's a black-thing
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.31.2000 10:56:29 AM EST)
I like the way the father has turned tennis into a battle between repressed black tennis players and the white majority. He's as much a racist as any klan member.
They's so rich........
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started by
burlingtony
(07.31.2000 9:53:11 AM EST)
1. They can probly afford to go out n get a white guy.
2. If they's lesbeans, they kin afford to date Martina Navratolovolottaitch.
3. They could adopt OJ for a year.
4. They should buy Wimbledon and a host of other clubs and allow blacks to join.
Actually, if they don't battle their father for money......if they don't get tangled up with an abusive male.....if they don't fight.....use their money wisely.....then they'll do pretty well. Good luck to both of them.
Mo' money, mo' money, mo'money!
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OliverClozoff
(07.31.2000 1:50:27 AM EST)
Ya, know, when the Wayans brothers did it on 'In Living Color,' it was funny. At Wimbledon it's just sad.
You can take the man out of the ghetto, but...
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h8suall
(07.31.2000 1:03:54 AM EST)
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