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Such A Waste Of Pretty Women

By: beavinsonsPublished: 11/30/2004
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There went my hopes of a threesome after this tour of a mine field.

Such A Waste Of Pretty Women

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of

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    You Guys Are All Too (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (12.01.2004 0:14:25 AM EST)

    Young to remember Peace Signs.
    They are signaling for peace so give give them a piece. (That range the background never saw a bomb as big as this comment). Hey it's late.

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

    damn (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.30.2004 9:10:49 PM EST)

    grab their tits go on take a chance...

    GOLLLY, BEAV! (0 replies)
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (11.30.2004 12:37:00 PM EST)

    those ladies surrrre are pretty!

    I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!

    hey TJ ........ (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.30.2004 9:32:40 AM EST)

    they are holding up two fingers.
    I think your in luck, i
    f that means they're looking for
    a 2" peckered dude.

    If they touched me (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.30.2004 9:16:19 AM EST)

    I would explode too.

    Nice job, beavinsons. ^5, thanks and congrats on posted contribution #1. Keep `em coming.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Congratulations to Beavinsons (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (11.30.2004 6:22:05 AM EST)

    ^5 on his first posted submission.

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