"I said you were a man of peace. I want you to know I took immense crap for that." —Bush, speaking to Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon Source: Washington Post, "Bush Sticks to the Broad Strokes," Glenn Kessler, June 3, 2003
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Yo Mama ...
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Q. What does osama bin laden and General Custer have in common? A. They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from.
there are to many stop signs when you travel down this road.
LMAO @ TJ
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started by
roger
(09.05.2003 0:31:50 AM EST)
I can't top that...
no, wait a minute... yes I can
lmao
good one
The traffic
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started by
tjshere
(09.05.2003 0:23:40 AM EST)
On this street really pisses me off. I always whiz right along until I get some relief from it.
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