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By: sleepwalker2000Published: 05/13/2004
 
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    Not for long... (0 replies)
    started by elwood
    (05.13.2004 8:30:57 AM EST)

    w/ a pair like that.

    Hmmmm (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (05.13.2004 2:09:47 AM EST)


    If she has a rack like that and she's still single, I'm just as glad the head is cropped.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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    started by seaweedy
    (05.13.2004 0:40:49 AM EST)

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    thats a PAIR....
    im no dummy

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