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"Deep inside, I'm so ... I mean, I'm so sensitive." — action star Jean-Claude Van Damme
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#77 No piece of paper can be folded more then 7 times.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she put on is some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
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Q. Why don't blind people like to sky dive? A. Because it scares the dog.
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Wake up!
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started by
tjshere
(12.07.2001 5:50:46 AM EST)
You gotta have a cigarette first!
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Males lack intimacy?
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started by
willi
(12.07.2001 5:02:45 AM EST)
Sorry ladies, this counts as cuddle time, whether he's pulled it out or not!
Let's shoot Trigger and put him up on buttermilk and see if Goofball will post it up.
Good idea Roy, but Triggers been dead for 15 years now, you senile old fart.
Even the best jobs
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started by
marvin
(12.07.2001 1:58:57 AM EST)
get boring when you have to do the same thing day in, day out, morning, noon and night !
ZzzzZzzzzzzzzzz .....
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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A whip doesn't make a cracking sound because it hits something, it does because the tip of the whip is traveling faster than the speed of sound (760 mph).
