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It was taken
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started by
kweenbee
(02.21.2002 10:11:09 PM EST)
From somewhere in the rear of the stadium.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
How profetic....
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started by
briredfern
(07.13.2001 11:52:19 AM EST)
Considering that since this post was made the women have indeed begun to do something much like this.....
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first
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ggarcia99
(03.05.2001 0:10:28 AM EST)
I'm first.
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
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