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damn
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bigjohn2
(08.16.2003 8:37:55 PM EST)
lighten up kaptain
OOPS IM SORRY!!!
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KaptainAype
(11.16.2000 8:05:02 PM EST)
I DIDNT MEAN TO DO THOSE LAST 20 MESSAGES!!!!! MY COMPUTER STARTED TO FREEZE AND I HIT THE BUTTONS A TON OF TIMES!!!
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You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch!!!
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SAY NO TO PIRATES!!!
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KaptainAype
(11.16.2000 8:03:35 PM EST)
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The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch!!!
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SAY NO TO PIRATES!!!
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You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch!!!
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SAY NO TO PIRATES!!!
Kaptain Aype's 2 cents
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KaptainAype
(11.16.2000 7:56:07 PM EST)
I have always wanted to take the 'G' out of Black Angus. My whole life almost.
P.S. Too bad that resteraunt isnt real!
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You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch!!!
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SAY NO TO PIRATES!!!
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depends
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brucewolcott
(11.15.2000 0:54:05 AM EST)
depends on the anus we r going to eat?
down for the count
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estoude1
(11.15.2000 0:05:28 AM EST)
I can't even figure out what it was really supposed to say...
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Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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