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I Feel Like Anus Tonight!

By: molly196Published: 11/15/2000
 
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Would you keep looking after seeing this? I heard the preparation is fantastic, but the the meal still stinks.

I Feel Like Anus Tonight!

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    damn (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.16.2003 8:37:55 PM EST)

    lighten up kaptain

    OOPS IM SORRY!!! (0 replies)
    started by KaptainAype
    (11.16.2000 8:05:02 PM EST)

    I DIDNT MEAN TO DO THOSE LAST 20 MESSAGES!!!!! MY COMPUTER STARTED TO FREEZE AND I HIT THE BUTTONS A TON OF TIMES!!!

    -=KaP'N AyPe=- You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch!!! <^>(0żo)<^> SAY NO TO PIRATES!!!

    reggfdgaaafd (0 replies)
    started by KaptainAype
    (11.16.2000 8:03:35 PM EST)

    askljsadkljksdl
    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    -=KaP'N AyPe=- You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch!!! <^>(0żo)<^> SAY NO TO PIRATES!!!

    reggfdgaaafd (0 replies)
    started by KaptainAype
    (11.16.2000 8:01:21 PM EST)


    I think someone wanted to get fired. Good on 'em!The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    -=KaP'N AyPe=- You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch!!! <^>(0żo)<^> SAY NO TO PIRATES!!!

    reggfdgaaafd (0 replies)
    started by KaptainAype
    (11.16.2000 8:00:32 PM EST)

    Sorry

    -=KaP'N AyPe=- You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch!!! <^>(0żo)<^> SAY NO TO PIRATES!!!

    Kaptain Aype's 2 cents (0 replies)
    started by KaptainAype
    (11.16.2000 7:56:07 PM EST)

    I have always wanted to take the 'G' out of Black Angus. My whole life almost.
    P.S. Too bad that resteraunt isnt real!

    -=KaP'N AyPe=- You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch!!! <^>(0żo)<^> SAY NO TO PIRATES!!!

    reggfdgaaafd (0 replies)
    started by KaptainAype
    (11.16.2000 7:55:21 PM EST)

    Sorry

    -=KaP'N AyPe=- You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch!!! <^>(0żo)<^> SAY NO TO PIRATES!!!

    Isn't that... (0 replies)
    started by mizike
    (11.15.2000 5:48:48 PM EST)

    the poo-poo platter special?

    Goofballs are better than blue balls.

    Someone didn't want to put the letters up (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (11.15.2000 4:27:18 PM EST)


    I think someone wanted to get fired. Good on 'em!

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    Sorry, cant resist... (0 replies)
    started by blahblahblah2
    (11.15.2000 12:31:56 PM EST)

    I hear it takes like shit..

    Blah Blah Blah.. Logging in sucks

    I think (0 replies)
    started by Sleepwalker2000
    (11.15.2000 6:47:17 AM EST)

    I'll have the chicken. :-)


    Sleepwalker2000

    Hey everybody! (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (11.15.2000 2:17:21 AM EST)


    The fleet's in; the fleet's in!



    Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

    depends (0 replies)
    started by brucewolcott
    (11.15.2000 0:54:05 AM EST)

    depends on the anus we r going to eat?

    down for the count

    First (0 replies)  
    started by estoude1
    (11.15.2000 0:05:28 AM EST)

    I can't even figure out what it was really supposed to say...
    .

    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.

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