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lmfao
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started by
bigjohn2
(08.13.2003 9:56:29 PM EST)
funny but getting to be common
two..
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started by
tallmook
(10.13.2000 2:10:33 AM EST)
months ago i made a post about how This sucked and it has creeped back into the top 10. What the FUCK are you people thinking? This is crap. It may be slightly funny but top 10? Give me a break. Fuck this.
MOOK!!
this sucked
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started by
tallmook
(08.16.2000 6:34:07 PM EST)
I feel i have wasted a small portion of my life to look at this crap and deserve to be compensated. Gimme some money!
No way
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started by
taizi
(08.15.2000 2:23:48 PM EST)
I won't like my kids to look like that. That's an insult to the manufacturer of the kid and that's me~
Some like it hot....
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started by
NakedCanuck
(08.14.2000 11:01:58 AM EST)
That's one way to guarentee your kid to hate you after they grow up.
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
Uhmmm...
(2 replies)
started by
MissPK
(08.14.2000 10:03:44 AM EST)
No Thanks, I'm hot enough! :-)
*wink,giggle,blush*
stupid
(0 replies)
started by
deeznutz
(08.14.2000 1:34:09 AM EST)
looks like a crack baby
deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!
1st
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started by
h8suall
(08.14.2000 0:03:39 AM EST)
Suckers
btw
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started by
h8suall
(08.14.2000 0:03:25 AM EST)
This is lame
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