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Breaking News...Bitch!

By: depacasPublished: 06/30/2000
 
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One of the problems of covering a live story while your ex-boyfriend has been stalking you all day.

Breaking News...Bitch!

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lmfao (0 replies)
started by bigjohn2
(08.12.2003 8:54:07 PM EST)

now thats funny

Yup!!! (0 replies)
started by coupe
(04.28.2001 10:15:22 AM EST)

She looks like a cunt to me too.

Also the kind of girl that would get mad if you cum on her bellie, then grab the sheets and clean your dick with it!!!!



But anyway cunts still need to get funked to!!!

HEY ASSHOLE (0 replies)
started by Zulubear
(08.08.2000 2:31:14 AM EST)

GIVE CREDIT TO O&A YOU FUCKIN RIP OFF ARTISTS

Go to www.karkee.com

holy bitch face (0 replies)
started by bat
(07.17.2000 11:06:18 PM EST)

Good job

give credit (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.08.2000 0:45:10 AM EST)

thank you psycho mark

yea! (0 replies)
started by barney
(07.01.2000 0:44:44 AM EST)

she looks like a cunt to me!

barney

OK Terrific! (0 replies)
started by Wolfpac1B
(06.30.2000 8:56:16 PM EST)

If you guys could get the Video of this that would be cool. The picture has already been in the New York Post.

Wow (0 replies)
started by Tcolumbus
(06.30.2000 2:40:13 PM EST)

You guys stole this from Opie and Anthony, WNEW-New York.

THE "OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW"(WNEW 102.7 New York) (1 reply)
started by jackhole
(06.30.2000 10:58:54 AM EST)

This was a radio bit from “Opie & Anthony Show”(WNEW 102.7 New York) called the "A-BOMB" which no one knew about, but one listener figured it out, and met psycho mark at the seen of the crime and knew what the “A-BOMB” was and he(the listener) put the sign up behind her. Goto http://www.foundrymusic.com/op for the unofficial O&A site.

Always (0 replies)
started by h8suall
(06.30.2000 10:23:30 AM EST)

I always walk around with my cunt sign. My jump sign too. Just in case someone's on a ledge.

i'm first (2 replies)
started by Santo
(06.30.2000 3:38:25 AM EST)

i'm first

either way (0 replies)  
started by AtomAnt
(06.30.2000 0:12:00 AM EST)

was this guy walking around with a "cunt" sign or did he write it there? Either way...

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