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I thought .....
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started by
thegrandpatron
(09.27.2002 8:38:20 AM EST)
I had found this place about 20 or 30 times, but it keeps eluding me. Damn!
All the mail
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started by
marvin
(09.27.2002 4:52:44 AM EST)
comes in brown paper packages.
Where is it?
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started by
acidinterval
(09.27.2002 3:27:58 AM EST)
^5 Sleepwalker.. But where is it, anyway?
Dangerous name
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started by
tjshere
(09.27.2002 2:47:16 AM EST)
I understand the webmaster at Mapquest had a breakdown over this one.
I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
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