"She is a member of a labor union at one point."- Announcing his nomination of Linda Chavez as secretary of labor. Austin, Texas, Jan. 2, 2001
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"They're all very well-endowed... the ones I've been with." — In an NBC interview, a merciless Heather Locklear tells the world why she only goes out with rock stars.
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Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
One Liners
Q. Where do you find a dog with no legs? A. Right where you left him.
I'm surprised the French gal would wear such tiny underwear. It sure doesn't make a very good white flag.
OK, now let's hear what BJ has to say about this one. Hehehehe.
If Paris, Kentucky didn't exist,
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willi
(03.01.2004 1:02:36 AM EST)
I never would have known that g-strings were available with a size 62-inch waist.
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