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Don't Sneeze

By: obiwanPublished: 02/01/2007
 
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When you are changing the toner.

Don't Sneeze

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    picture of Ling's old office. No wonder he did it over....lol.

    ".....A good woman, good food, good wine and golf are the secrets to heaven on earth......."

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