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ebenny
(12.25.2003 0:26:56 AM EST)
I could easily one-up that picture, with one of a tree we had in the dorm when I was in college. Pizza boxes, cig cartons, beer cans (empty, of course), popcorn bags, and God only knows what else. Basically, if we had garbage, we would put it on the tree instead of throwing it away.
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