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Airport Check-In

By: modePublished: 05/30/2004
 
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    What I don't get is how (0 replies)
    started by babybear
    (05.30.2004 7:06:54 PM EST)


    it can be Virgin and yet so cheap at the same time.

    Go figure.

    I see Virgin arrivals (1 reply)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.30.2004 3:20:10 PM EST)


    but I do't see any virgin departures
    That how I'd run an airline too.

    My new dream job (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (05.30.2004 12:33:28 PM EST)


    Verifying the authenticity of female passengers on this airline.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I waited next to the check in line... (0 replies)
    started by ajk454
    (05.30.2004 12:15:52 PM EST)

    and not a single one appeared! Where did they go?

    I once checked in on virgin, (0 replies)  
    started by willi
    (05.30.2004 2:06:55 AM EST)

    and I'm proud to say that she "arrived" on schedule.

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