"People make suggestions on what to say all the time. I'll give you an example; I don't read what's handed to me. People say, 'Here, here's your speech, or here's an idea for a speech.' They're changed. Trust me."-Interview with the New York Times, March 15, 2000
Random Quote
"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." — Vice President Dan Quayle
Snapple Facts
#96 The average American will eat 35,000 cookies in his/her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics."
One Liners
Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*ck? A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Quick Joke
Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
That's what i did with my pumpkin for a high school contest a couple of years ago. The only difference is that we made him look drunk, and stuck a beer bottle in his mouth. We won.
good
(0 replies)
started by
JohnnyKatoom
(10.31.2000 7:25:01 PM EST)
that was very good.
yeah
(0 replies)
started by
uncleslam
(10.31.2000 12:08:14 PM EST)
now if you could only render something up where the waste
substance is being expelled out the opposite end?
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
Boo
(0 replies)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(10.31.2000 10:18:10 AM EST)
Happy Halloween!!!
Hey Rose!
(0 replies)
started by
obiwan
(10.31.2000 4:56:41 AM EST)
Did he leave any messages for me? Since I don't have a phone I told him to ring you! LOL
E-chuta!
HA HA HA!
(0 replies)
started by
yusaku999
(10.31.2000 4:20:42 AM EST)
Now that's funny! I have a new inspiration for pumpkins now. ... too bad it's too late.
You may refer to me as Emperor Jason.
http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/
Pumpkin seeds
(0 replies)
started by
Danimal62
(10.31.2000 0:16:41 AM EST)
After a long night of drinking, Paul ended the night tasting his insides!
** Do you agree/disagree let me know **
first
(0 replies)
started by
rose
(10.31.2000 0:14:58 AM EST)
first fucknuts and that sucked anyway.
I would nt be first if I didnt get called out of bed by some damn foreigner that cant speak english trying to mumble something about an abend. Now that bastard is sitting home in his nice warm bed and I am sitting at work at FRIGGIN MIDNIGHT
just workin da job, boss.
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
