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Pumpkin Puke

By: friday2kPublished: 10/31/2000
 
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Is this what happens when you eat too much pumpkin pie? Or maybe this is the Jeffrey Dahmer of pumpkins?

Pumpkin Puke

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.15.2003 10:21:30 PM EST)

    good one

    Creative !!! (0 replies)
    started by chad66
    (01.04.2001 8:04:46 PM EST)

    Whoever did this to that pumkin had some real imagination!!!

    Boo! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.06.2000 0:30:59 AM EST)

    Cute.Close but no Cigar.Happy Halloween!

    David E. Kelly Award (0 replies)
    started by rekkedhog
    (11.02.2000 12:38:32 PM EST)

    Alley McPumpkin?

    "A noble spirit EMBIGGENS the smallest man." - Jebediah Springfield

    Hey... (0 replies)
    started by MissPK
    (11.01.2000 8:18:34 AM EST)

    Spit Happens.

    *wink,giggle,blush*

    Honest... (0 replies)
    started by bjshadow
    (10.31.2000 11:52:05 PM EST)


    That's what i did with my pumpkin for a high school contest a couple of years ago. The only difference is that we made him look drunk, and stuck a beer bottle in his mouth. We won.

    i miss my school.

    Ride the Log Ride: you WILL get wet!!

    Happy Halloween!!!!!! (0 replies)
    started by baymisl
    (10.31.2000 8:17:50 PM EST)

    From your fiends, I mean friends.

    Heather & Steve

    good (0 replies)
    started by JohnnyKatoom
    (10.31.2000 7:25:01 PM EST)

    that was very good.

    yeah (0 replies)
    started by uncleslam
    (10.31.2000 12:08:14 PM EST)

    now if you could only render something up where the waste
    substance is being expelled out the opposite end?

    Now that's a pumpkin! (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (10.31.2000 11:52:15 AM EST)


    Kinda gross. Kinda appropriate.

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    Boo (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.31.2000 10:18:10 AM EST)

    Happy Halloween!!!

    Hey Rose! (0 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (10.31.2000 4:56:41 AM EST)

    Did he leave any messages for me? Since I don't have a phone I told him to ring you! LOL

    E-chuta!

    HA HA HA! (0 replies)
    started by yusaku999
    (10.31.2000 4:20:42 AM EST)

    Now that's funny! I have a new inspiration for pumpkins now. ... too bad it's too late.

    You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

    That's just Jack (0 replies)
    started by oliveoyl0902
    (10.31.2000 0:29:30 AM EST)

    He's a bulemic cannabal.

    Blow me down!

    Pumpkin seeds (0 replies)
    started by Danimal62
    (10.31.2000 0:16:41 AM EST)

    After a long night of drinking, Paul ended the night tasting his insides!

    ** Do you agree/disagree let me know **

    first (0 replies)  
    started by rose
    (10.31.2000 0:14:58 AM EST)

    first fucknuts and that sucked anyway.

    I would nt be first if I didnt get called out of bed by some damn foreigner that cant speak english trying to mumble something about an abend. Now that bastard is sitting home in his nice warm bed and I am sitting at work at FRIGGIN MIDNIGHT

    just workin da job, boss.

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