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That's what i did with my pumpkin for a high school contest a couple of years ago. The only difference is that we made him look drunk, and stuck a beer bottle in his mouth. We won.
good
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JohnnyKatoom
(10.31.2000 7:25:01 PM EST)
that was very good.
yeah
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started by
uncleslam
(10.31.2000 12:08:14 PM EST)
now if you could only render something up where the waste
substance is being expelled out the opposite end?
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Boo
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(10.31.2000 10:18:10 AM EST)
Happy Halloween!!!
Hey Rose!
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started by
obiwan
(10.31.2000 4:56:41 AM EST)
Did he leave any messages for me? Since I don't have a phone I told him to ring you! LOL
E-chuta!
HA HA HA!
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yusaku999
(10.31.2000 4:20:42 AM EST)
Now that's funny! I have a new inspiration for pumpkins now. ... too bad it's too late.
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Pumpkin seeds
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started by
Danimal62
(10.31.2000 0:16:41 AM EST)
After a long night of drinking, Paul ended the night tasting his insides!
** Do you agree/disagree let me know **
first
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rose
(10.31.2000 0:14:58 AM EST)
first fucknuts and that sucked anyway.
I would nt be first if I didnt get called out of bed by some damn foreigner that cant speak english trying to mumble something about an abend. Now that bastard is sitting home in his nice warm bed and I am sitting at work at FRIGGIN MIDNIGHT
just workin da job, boss.
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