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Pumpkin Puke

By: friday2kPublished: 10/31/2000
 
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Is this what happens when you eat too much pumpkin pie? Or maybe this is the Jeffrey Dahmer of pumpkins?

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    Title: first
    By: rose
    Date: 10.31.2000 12:14 AM EST

    first fucknuts and that sucked anyway.

    I would nt be first if I didnt get called out of bed by some damn foreigner that cant speak english trying to mumble something about an abend. Now that bastard is sitting home in his nice warm bed and I am sitting at work at FRIGGIN MIDNIGHT

    just workin da job, boss.

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    first fucknuts and that sucked anyway.

    I would nt be first if I didnt get called out of bed by some damn foreigner that cant speak english trying to mumble something about an abend. Now that bastard is sitting home in his nice warm bed and I am sitting at work at FRIGGIN MIDNIGHT

    just workin da job, boss.


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