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Pumpkin Puke

By: friday2kPublished: 10/31/2000
 
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Is this what happens when you eat too much pumpkin pie? Or maybe this is the Jeffrey Dahmer of pumpkins?

Pumpkin Puke

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    Title: That's just Jack
    By: oliveoyl0902
    Date: 10.31.2000 12:29 AM EST

    He's a bulemic cannabal.

    Blow me down!

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