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Pumpkin Puke

By: friday2kPublished: 10/31/2000
 
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Is this what happens when you eat too much pumpkin pie? Or maybe this is the Jeffrey Dahmer of pumpkins?

Pumpkin Puke

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    Title: David E. Kelly Award
    By: rekkedhog
    Date: 11.02.2000 12:38 PM EST

    Alley McPumpkin?

    "A noble spirit EMBIGGENS
    the smallest man
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