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Pumpkin Puke

By: friday2kPublished: 10/31/2000
 
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Is this what happens when you eat too much pumpkin pie? Or maybe this is the Jeffrey Dahmer of pumpkins?

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    Title: Boo!
    By: Anonymous Goofball
    Date: 11.06.2000 12:30 AM EST

    Cute.Close but no Cigar.Happy Halloween!

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