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Dude You're An Idiot

By: obiwanPublished: 04/22/2007
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Why didn't you buy a smaller car but a Mercedes if that's what you really wanted?

Dude You're An Idiot

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    I use a (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (04.22.2007 10:17:50 AM EST)

    KIA insignia on my ride so no one will steal it.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I did that to my Yugo. (0 replies)  
    started by apeman0817
    (04.22.2007 1:25:08 AM EST)

    but nobody believes it.

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