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mrdrape
(12.27.2000 8:19:07 PM EST)
Well he looks happy. Look at him!. All happy and smiley, proudly hoding his... whatever the shit that is what he's holding, and standing in the middle of the street...... YES THE STREET! WHERE WE GO, WHERE WE EAT, WHERE WE LIKE TO SIT AND PLAY WITH OUR LITTLE TOYS. And best of all! he's wearing yellow sutff. That's the colour of luck!. OH! OH! AND LOOK AT THAT FAT DUDE BEHIND, WALKING TOWARDS THE NEXT BLOCK! It looks like he's gonna go into that Vegeta Deli & Grocery store, buy some meat, come out and give it to the man while saying "Here, old man. Here's your prize for being such an.... old man, HAHA!. yeah, and for doing such a good job. I just wanted you to remember that we, the Americans are always here to fullfill your dreams and excpectations. Yes, I'm serious, don't look at me with that expression on your face. Enjoy the meat. It's good meat. You might wanna eat it fast though, cause the flies are sure attracted to raw stuff and they'll FLY UNTO YOU! BOOO HOO! Hahhaha, sorry, lad. I got a little carried away. Bye" and then walks away while wistling a happy song. Yes, giving the example. Ahhhhhhh I love America.
Mr DrapeI eat scumm and then I'm done
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DUH !
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started by
dirwin62
(09.08.2000 1:53:16 PM EST)
Hell of a way to get into a titty bar for free!
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