"There's too much leaking in Washington. That's just the way it is. And we've had leaks out of the administrative branch, had leaks out of the legislative branch, and out of the executive branch and the legislative branch." —Bush, adding a fourth branch of government while leaving out the third. Source: White House Office of the Press Secretary, "News Release: President Discusses Job Creation With Business Leaders," Sept. 30, 2003
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#184 The most used letters in the English language are E, T, A, O, I and N.
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Q. Have you heard the latest Rush Limbaugh jokes? A. Neither has he.
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A Goofball.com Preview
Since 1998, Goofball.com has built a HUGE archived Photos, Cartoons, Jokes, Media files --including the infamous Uncensored area. Unlike other humor sites, our content archive remains available 100% of the time. If you have seen it here in the past, we promise it's still here. If you're still not sold on registering and read about the benefits of registration now. Don't miss out on all the Goofiness going on inside Goofball.com!
Cartoons
One For The French This is what I think of your country!!!
Photos
Me and My Sitter An old picture of me and my babysitter.
Media
Helpful Wife Here's a wife that not only understands the middle-aged man's anxieties, she also knows how to aid her get over them.
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Mugshots
Michael Jackson Michael Jackson's booking photo and personal information are shown on this copy of a release from the Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Department after Jackson was booked on child molestation charges in Santa Barbara, Calif., Thursday, Nov. 20, 2003.
Editor's Note: Michael Jackson a child molestor? No way, I can't believe it. What a big suprise. Seriously, I hope that take great care of this freak in jail.
Uncensored Cartoons
The Morning After Out of all those holes why do men go for the one with shit in it?
Uncensored Photos
Perfect Tan Best. Tan. Ever.
Uncensored Media
Daydream Believer I will always think of this clip when I hear this song.
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Freaky Friday Lindsey Lindsey Lohan is busting out all over.
