"She is a member of a labor union at one point."- Announcing his nomination of Linda Chavez as secretary of labor. Austin, Texas, Jan. 2, 2001
Random Quote
"... and on our show tonight we have five Miss America contestants and also some dogs. I mean real dogs ... Come on, now, you know I mean dogs that bark!" — Johnny Carson
Snapple Facts
#75 The average person makes 1,140 phone calls per year.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
One Liners
Q. Where do you find a dog with no legs? A. Right where you left him.
34,514
articles
November 20, 2009
558,334
postings
A Goofball.com Preview
Due to Internet economics Goofball.com has moved to a pay subscription model. The cost is only $19.99 / year. That comes out to 5 cents / day which is an excellent bargain considering what Goofball.com has to offer over other sites.
Since 1998, Goofball.com has built a HUGE archived Photos, Cartoons, Jokes, Media files --including the infamous Uncensored area. Unlike other humor sites, our content archive remains available 100% of the time. If you have seen it here in the past, we promise it's still here. If you're still not sold on registering and read about the benefits of registration now. Don't miss out on all the Goofiness going on inside Goofball.com!
Regular Cartoons
Alfred W. Bush A mix between our new president and MAD Magazine's ...
Bill Gates Exactly why Microsoft mogul Bill Gates was arrested has never been made clear. The records manager at the Albuquerque Police Department said ...
Uncensored Cartoons
First Blow Job Good thing Adam had an adventurous spirit ...
Uncensored Photos
Sorority Flash Their mom's must be so proud that they decided to make it a legacy and join mom's old sorority.
Uncensored Celebs
Daisy 's Blooming Daisy Fuentes is a gorgeous Hispanic bombshell with great bombs! She was on MTV for a long time and then took over "America's Funniest Videos" after Bob Sagget left.
