"We want results in every single classroom so that one single child is left behind." —Bush, speaking in Little Rock, Ark., Nov. 10, 2003
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"I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES." — Homer Simpson
Snapple Facts
#179 The first lighthouse to use electricity was the Statue of Liberty in 1886.
Yo Mama ...
house is is so small i can stick a key in the keyhole and stab 5 people.
One Liners
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo? A: Call out B-52, F-16, B-1...
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Regular Cartoons
Alfred W. Bush A mix between our new president and MAD Magazine's ...
Bill Gates Exactly why Microsoft mogul Bill Gates was arrested has never been made clear. The records manager at the Albuquerque Police Department said ...
Uncensored Cartoons
First Blow Job Good thing Adam had an adventurous spirit ...
Uncensored Photos
Sorority Flash Their mom's must be so proud that they decided to make it a legacy and join mom's old sorority.
Uncensored Celebs
Daisy 's Blooming Daisy Fuentes is a gorgeous Hispanic bombshell with great bombs! She was on MTV for a long time and then took over "America's Funniest Videos" after Bob Sagget left.
