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George W. Bush
 
"But the true threats to stability and peace are these nations that are not very transparent, that hide behind the-that don't let people in to take a look and see what they're up to. They're very kind of authoritarian regimes. The true threat is whether or not one of these people decide, peak of anger, try to hold us hostage, ourselves; the Israelis, for example, to whom we'll defend, offer our defenses; the South Koreans." -George W. Bush, in a media roundtable discussion, March 13, 2001
 
 

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"You know the world is off tilt, when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest basketball player is Chinese, and Germany doesn't want to go to war."
— Charles Barkley
 
 

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#14 Camel's milk does not curdle.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
... is so fat, She can't even jump to a conclusion.
 
 

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Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A: 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass, 1 beaver, an unknown number of hares, and a fish no one can find!
 
 



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Back Up, Back Up, Back Up
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Published : 11.05.2006

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Published : 10.15.2006

Rate: 4.09
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Published : 05.09.2006

Rate: 4.00
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Published : 02.02.2006

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Published : 12.21.2005

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Published : 08.09.2005

Rate: 4.12
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Published : 06.22.2005

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Published : 04.01.2005

Rate: 4.00
So You Wanna Be My One-Night Stand ...
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Published : 03.17.2005

Rate: 4.13
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Published : 03.14.2005

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Published : 03.10.2005

Rate: 3.88
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Published : 02.19.2005

Rate: 4.17
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Boxing Gloves On A Rooster?
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Published : 02.15.2005

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Published : 01.12.2005

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Published : 12.19.2004

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Smart Guys Don't Always Finish First
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Published : 12.09.2004

Rate: 3.93
Report on Penis Sizes
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Published : 11.15.2004

Rate: 4.00
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Published : 08.24.2004

Rate: 4.00
National Underwear Day
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Published : 08.11.2004

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