Fans in the Spotlight
By: JSkills	Published: 09/26/2000
The name of the fan is mistik69. He's a 30 year old male who joined us on August 27th of this year. No he hasn't contributed any content yet, but we're still optimistic. What he has given us is the gift of his message postings throughout the site. Here are some of his messages ... These first three show he's a real smoothie when it comes to talking nice to the ladies ... nice started by mistik69 (08.30.2000 7:51:17 PM EST) that makes my weiner hard......nice pussy nice pussy started by mistik69 (08.30.2000 7:54:16 PM EST) damn that pussy looks yummy...makes my weiner tingle barf   started by mistik69 (09.20.2000 7:20:40 PM EST) that bitch was fucking nasty looking. who the fuck would want to fuck that stretched out pussy after that display? I dont understand how a dude could want to ruin his old lady's pussy like that. That guy has to tie a board to his ass when he fucks that skank I like this one, where he doesn't know who Lenny Bruce is ... huh   started by mistik69 (09.20.2000 7:29:28 PM EST) who the fuck was this asshole? Here he displays a healthly dose of racism when referring to the incident at a 2 Live Crew show. sad   started by mistik69 (09.23.2000 8:20:16 AM EST) its a sad world now when the majority of our youth would choose to emulate a bunch of untrained monkeys Here we see his keen intellect (and ability to spell) and how he goes about pointing out what he finds wrong with other people's submissions ... lame-o   started by mistik69 (09.23.2000 8:28:50 AM EST) your a retard hey by mistik69 (09.23.2000 8:36:10 AM EST) that was funny to you because your a moron And last but certainly not least, a nice "hello" on my fanpage. I've never met this guy before, but his "love note" to me simply made my day ... hey dude   started by mistik69 (09.23.2000 9:04:17 AM EST) its a cool site but im not going to kiss your ass like these other suck asses Ok, so I know I'm being a sarcastic jackass here. So please don't think I'm purposely picking on anyone. Fans (as well as anyone for that matter) are free to say just about anything they want to here on Goofball.com. It's just that with this amazing combination of teenage sexism, blatant racism, disrespect for others, and complete ignorance for the rules of the English language - it's hard to believe this person is for real. Real or not - I just had to pay tribute to someone like this for making me laugh. So thank you, mistik69, we can't get enough of people like you around here. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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hmmm (0 replies) started by barman (12.15.2000 7:29:21 AM EST) he scares me. cold in here. help

Marvin.... (0 replies) started by jimjack (10.16.2000 1:26:04 PM EST) you fag! jimi

It didnt work (0 replies) started by Marvin (10.06.2000 6:57:19 PM EST) the post below had a lot of links in it - go to the Fans message board if you wish to read them or respond to the post. Marvin

My Turn to Rant (0 replies) started by Marvin (10.06.2000 6:50:51 PM EST) This probably wont work here, but here goes anyway. Mistik69's got nothing on Zork ! Lets start with the latest piece of stupidity stitching up the goofball crew which followed swiftly on the heels of his racist threats against the chatroom Moderator. Of course he now has a message board all of his own doesn't he ? Or does he. Then of course there's his music (?), thank heaven he doesnt know how to post it. His pleas for assistance are almost pitiful. Be afraid, be very afraid this guy has friends and hes prepared to use them. We are all shaking in our boots at the prospect. But the worst part is his constant abuse of everybody else on the site regardless of who they are or wether he has had any previous contact with them, he just dives right in and gets abusive. I hear its what he calls fun and actually enjoys doing it ? Right Pestilience ? (600 links if anyone wants them !) Geez will he ever spell your name right ? Right Sharon ? Right Milky ? Right Sexy Girl ? Right Knigthrider ? Right VirtualJul ? Last but by no means least there was his infamous 103 posts in one message thread. I say its high time this asshole was blocked from the site once and for all ! I've had enough, how about you ? Seriously Marvin (and no smileys or laughs either)

intelligence all around (2 replies) started by djqpimp (10.02.2000 11:48:05 PM EST) I thoroughly enjoy the page, but the dedication to mistik69 is riddled with grammatical errors. Ironic....? I quote "a healthy does of racism"; is that dose? Nice work. Then there is "and complete ignorance the rules of the English language". It's nice to see this sentence is free of all grammatical errors and makes complete sense. I still enjoy the naked pics and movies. Keep them coming. I would rather drink the anal drippings of a retarded midget then talk to you.

and don't forget... (1 reply) started by crick (10.02.2000 4:10:10 PM EST) There's another one, too (or is that to, or two?). don't sleep on Ur, the ancient city of Babylon... although they probably pronounced it differently due to the same "Your-you're problem.

Jones piece (0 replies) started by murney7 (10.02.2000 1:51:16 PM EST) You are a fucked up prick. Can you not be nice about anything you inconsiderate arse. Although I do agree with the pussy comments.

Oh my! (0 replies) started by backslider13 (09.29.2000 3:31:18 PM EST) You are absolutely right J! This guy is a real horse's asss! I can't wait to see what he says about this..

Your,You're, and Yore (0 replies) started by nimitz68 (09.29.2000 2:49:26 PM EST) Got this reply for trying to help weiner boy how to spell.. "HEY DOUCHE started by mistik69 (09.28.2000 9:12:00 PM EST) how about this.....Yore a fuckin dickhead" Some people are beyond help. We should take up a collection and buy him a lexicon. (that's a big fucking book with words in it)

I don't know (2 replies) started by obiwan (09.29.2000 6:06:46 AM EST) Most of us male fans have posted quite unsmooth messages around this place (raise his hand that who hasn't). If you show me someone fondling Mimi Roger's tits you don't expect me to say "the mammary glands in that female specimen are well shaped", do you? I mean let's face it: this site is more appealing to men than it is to women -especially the uncensored section. Few women post their comments and they're normally of the "ugh" kind. Racism is a different matter. I hate that when I see it. It pisses me off badly. Said that, I still remember the old times when we could see one of those peculiar japanese clips and there were tons of people calling them everything and wanting them to be wiped out... The staff said nothing about that. So I don't really see the point in this rant. It would've been more understandable if you had said "from now on we will delete everything politically incorrect". But I guess that would make the Article Forum List a desert. And it seems that the rest of us will have to be more cautious from now on if we don't want our asses being exposed in this section. However Oliver is absolutely right about the fan pages. P.S.: If you look at the Content Contribution Form there is a spelling mistake (seperate instead of separate). Goof is everywhere! E-chuta!

I guess ya gotta give him credit... (0 replies) started by ChicknShit (09.29.2000 2:05:05 AM EST) He speaks his mind. Lots of people don't around here. Take away the racist comment, and it ~is~ kinda funny. By the way....Stupid people make it a little more fun to come here...lets not forget that! Haha! Seeya Be open minded, but not too open minded, your brain might fall out.

This was good BUT (2 replies) started by RedNeckedTulsan (09.27.2000 1:21:42 PM EST) surely this is not the strangest fan out there? I can think of Zork, bookah,alloy16,Mr Right, Hydra and the list goes on and on.Maybe they never "dumped" on your personal webpage but they are every bit as weird/stupid/racist/arrogant etc etc as Mistik69. Maybe you guys should be running a dork of the month award? Give them a goofballs T shirt saying "i am a goofball dork".Nope on second thoughts thats bad, as many will try to be even worse than they are now and i am sure some would even regard that T shirt as a thing to be worn with pride. BTW: i am loving this "rant" section and think its the best "new" thing about goofballs for a long time. Now if you could only convince Dennis Miller to contribute one...........

It's amazing, isn't it? (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (09.27.2000 12:03:46 PM EST) There are over 80,000 "fans" and most of those emulate the great mistik69. Poor grammar, terrible spelling and tons of swearing meant to hurl insults at contributors and other fans. For those of us who have seen this site develop and grow, we see these characters come and go. And I have to agree with JSkills assesment that it is truely amazing that a real person actually relays electrical signals to their hands and creates those comments. But, I think it's worse when I discover it's someone who's actually been part of society for 30 years. I would of expected this mistik69 to be yet another 13-yr-old adolescent who just heard their first dirty joke. The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

well... (1 reply) started by cspimp (09.26.2000 10:02:58 PM EST) i know this is off topic but i just got finished going off on this dude...but is it just me or does anybody else REALLY dislike british people? More beans Mr. Taggert?

thank-you (4 replies) started by mistik69 (09.26.2000 6:55:08 PM EST) for your recognition! First, I would like to say that this is goofball.com! I didnt think I would be under a microscope. As for the monkey comment. That was not meant to be associated with black people!!!I was simply trying to point out the way they hollar and jump around and make complete fools out of themselves. Maybe a better choice of words would have been clowns. Sorry for the confusion. As for Jskills , I love all the videos of your girlfriend. Keep up the good work!

Now that's a good idea!! (0 replies) started by spoiler (09.26.2000 1:23:38 PM EST) I hereby nominate myself for the next Goofball-Fan-Whoring Session. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, cuz you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Can I nominate a few othere? (0 replies) started by oliverclozoff (09.26.2000 3:28:07 AM EST) How about weedman69, superstar, csanford, garbagetime, and everyone's favorite Anonymous Goofball? All of these jerks have taken big stinking dumps on my Fan Page (totally unprovoked, I might add), and I can't do a damned thing about it except flame them back. Inviting people to sign my page is like inviting them over to my house and having my yard full of dog crap an obscenities spray painted all over my front porch. At the bottom of this page it says, "Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable..." It's past time you started excercising that right. Take time to stop and smell the panties.

Bwaa Ha Ha!! (0 replies) started by bjshadow (09.26.2000 2:13:08 AM EST) Oh, shit!! Hope that don't think about doing that to me!! i'd be f*#ked! Oh well, may as well go for a ride. Ride the Log Ride: Line starts here <----------

simple messages... (0 replies) started by rook30505 (09.26.2000 1:38:58 AM EST) yet effective.how does he do it? Drive fast,take chances,and remember,unprotected sex is better than no sex

Hehe, I thought it would be Roger actually (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (09.26.2000 1:07:30 AM EST) this was rather humorous...heh. Funny to look at just one fan....lol R¥äñ (the §üîçïÐê Kïñg) I'll give you a cookie if you tickle my wookie

thats funny (0 replies) started by thefox (09.26.2000 0:25:18 AM EST) for so many reasons

First! (0 replies)   started by yomomma (09.26.2000 0:09:58 AM EST) And, as it *should* be

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