More Fan Mail
By: JSkills	Published: 10/20/2000
Ok now, we are really starting to feel pretty important. We just received some more fan mail from someone who looks like they're spending quite a great deal of time cruising our site. It's oh so flattering really. Check this out... Re: UNAUTHORIZED USE OF DC COMICS, WARNER BROS., AND HANNA-BARBERA PRODUCTIONS, INC'S PROPERTIES OUR REF. NO.: WB2170 Dear Sir or Madam: This letter is being written to you on behalf of DC Comics, Warner Bros., and Hanna-Barbera Productions, Inc. (hereinafter "Our Clients"). DC Comics is the owner in the United States of all rights, including copyrights and trademarks, in and to the BATMAN characters. Warner Bros. in the owner in the United States of all rights, including copyrights and trademark rights, in and to the LOONEY TUNES Characters. Hanna-Barbera Productions, Inc. is the owner in the United States of all rights, including copyrights and trademarks, in and to the SCOOBY DOO!, THE JETSONS, and THE FLINTSTONES characters. The above-referenced characters are hereinafter referred to as Our Clients' "Properties." No one is authorized to reproduce, transmit, copy, or otherwise utilize the Properties without the express written permission of our Clients. Our Clients have recently learned that you are operating a web site, located at "http://www.goofball.com" that contains unauthorized copies and/or derivative copies of their Properties, and uses such copies in association with blatantly pornographic depictions of obscene sexual acts. Your use of Our Clients' Properties constitutes copyright infringement. In addition, your infringing use of Our Clients' Properties dilutes the distinctiveness of their Properties by trading upon the goodwill and reputation which the public associates with these Properties. You are hereby put on notice that the reproduction or transmission by you of such unauthorized copies and/or derivative copies of Our Clients' Properties is illegal and potentially subjects you to both criminal and civil sanctions. Our Clients' hereby demand that you and all those who have acted in concert with you immediately cease any copying, transmission, or other utilization of any of their protected intellectual property, including any use of their Properties, and that you delete from your site http://www.goofball.com or other sites operated by you all of the aforesaid Properties of our Clients. Should you not immediately do so, our Clients expressly reserves all of their rights to file a lawsuit against you to obtain both damages for all past acts of infringement and an injunction to prevent any future infringement. If we do not receive your written confirmation before the close of business on October 24, 2000 that you have complied with these demands, we will advise our Clients to take such action against you as they may deem appropriate. This letter is not a complete statement of our Clients' rights in connection with this matter, and nothing contained herein constitutes an express or implied waiver of any rights, remedies or defenses of our Clients in connection with this matter, all of which are expressly reserved. Very truly yours, /s/ Lawfirm X Hey wait a minute. We don't have any pictures of Batman grabbing a bat-dildo off his utility belt and using it on Robin or anything! That much I'm sure of. What's with the reference to DC Comics? But seriously, this has happened before with all of the funny Simpsons pictures. And now they've found some old stuff on this site like Scooby Tappin Daphne, the documentary series of the affair between Fred Flinstone and Betty Rubble, and who can forget the incenstuous George and Judy Jetson series? I'm starting to think we'll be out of business soon if this keeps up. Funny coincidence, the same law firm happens to represent both 20th Century Fox and Warner Brothers? Or maybe instead of chasing ambulances, they troll our site looking to get some stool pigeon money from time to time? Must be a slow month over there, huh? Sorry for not having more balls, but since we are extremely adverse to spending time in prison, away from our families, we plan to comply with this order and take the stuff down by when we've been told too. Which reminds me of a joke... Irving Glick, a white collar criminal gets thrown in prison. Upon entering his cell, he meets his new cellmate, the 6'5" 300 lbs. murderer named Bubba. "Now it time for us to play house", Bubba says, "do you want to be the mommie or the daddy?" "I'll be the daddy", says Irving. "Well it's time for daddy to come over and suck mommy's dick!". This is what would happen to us in jail, no two ways about it. So the images come down by the date they've asked. Just because they will be gone soon doesn't mean you should go and download all of these pictures to your hard drive. Please don't do that. You may get some "fan mail" too... Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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"Imitation is the finest form of flattery" (0 replies) started by luvly1 (04.30.2002 4:25:55 PM EST) I'd love to mess with this somemore. I guess that respecting their ass-a-nine request was the best thing to do. What would the world have come to if this had remained?...LMFAO! GGggggrrrrrr! I promise not to babble on!

motherfuckers (0 replies) started by Snorlax8 (06.22.2001 11:18:30 AM EST) Hanna-Barbera can go fuck themselves, just cos they cant take a motherfucking joke they have 2 go take it out on every1 else the cunts Go Fuck Ya momma

...... (0 replies) started by everah (05.31.2001 1:26:37 AM EST) WHAT A FUCKIN KROK OF SHIT

Well (0 replies) started by Munky2001 (02.23.2001 1:08:15 AM EST) There just mad because they all suck now. He wasn't ready for kids anyway.

Thats Crap (0 replies) started by wujablome (02.20.2001 6:44:51 PM EST) Man I love all of the great things you crazy people do for this site. I am sorry to hear about the latest thing on BATMAN, actually i was really looking forward to seeing the picture but its all gravy baby!! keep this site alive!!!! sup ppeeps, just wanna try out the goofball thing!

copyright infringement (0 replies) started by ahuttenrauch (02.20.2001 10:21:07 AM EST) According to international copyright laws, you may use derivative works of another if for the sake of parody.

So There !!!!!!!! (0 replies) started by beck (02.03.2001 10:32:47 AM EST) Fuck them,i'm not watching any of their shite cartoons anymore HO HO HO !

fags (0 replies) started by marusz2000 (01.27.2001 5:25:24 PM EST) who the fuck cares bring back the cartoon nudity Mariusz Kubisztal

Whether it is true or false... (0 replies) started by Defiance (01.08.2001 11:05:10 AM EST) ...or right or wrong. I support goofball.com. Do what you have to Officer Goofs!

Weekend Like This (letter to Dan in Ann Arbor) (0 replies) started by ejdeyoe (12.04.2000 11:30:17 PM EST) Dan, Crazy news from here in (Sensored State)... Well, it all starts with this trip to (a city in that state to see a girl, who in physical presence, I can't actually say that I am proud to say that I made such a calling upon, but to relieve the frustration that had built up, and to live up the level of hypocrisy that I know I am capable of, I did something that God might have frowned upon... but no lightning bolts, or strange twists of karma have attacked me just as of yet. Well, you know me, as soon as I woke up Saturday morning, I didn't feel nearly as proud of my recent accomplishments, so I made my getaway heading back to KC. I stopped in at the Sunflower House on the way back home, more than anything because I needed to have a bowel movement, and I really like pooping in that house, then talking about it to everyone for years to come. After the movement, I found that good old Andy wasn't around at the time, and making it very clear that my opinion on where Andy probably was when he wasn't in the house was 'out sniffing little girls bicycle seats', which made a few of the house members giggle, and a few shriek in such uncommon deliberate crude, anti-PC talk, I managed to find Josh and Heinrich, and we grabbed a handful of the new Sunflower House fish, and went for a very nice meal of traditional Korean food... excellent to say the least! I went back to the house for a while, and Andy had just gotten back, so we watched the rest of the K-State vs. Oklahoma game... this new girl in the house, Celeste (one that I think is beautiful.. I think I told you about her in a prior conversation) came in and spent some quality time with us (that and she really digs my writing, which is nice). We chatted for a few random minutes, while watching the waning minutes of the intense game which K-State did lose 27-24 in very close, but not good enough for a win K-State fashion. Once Celeste took off, Andy became all wild eyed and deviant, and invited me to go to this party with him. It turend out that the party was and invite from a few random girls that he was going to meet for the first time off a personal ad on the internet. I decided to go, just because I felt sorry for Andy based on the descriptions he had given me, and being that these girls were hard core Republicans from (small town in this state)... We got to the party, and there were like 4 girls and 20 guys, but I threw on the fake Boston accent very thick, and Andy is Andy (I really don't know how he does it, he is stinky, and nasty, last night un-shaven, wearing a dirty shirt, and he still has mad skillz) so we soon became the center of attention to anyone that did not have a penis. I heard more "I could just sit and listen to you talk" or "Can I tape your voice?" comments during the course of that party, well before the cops arrived that is... it was interesting. The party was moving over to one of these meat heads houses (one of the random guys who just happened to be there). Andy and I didn't care, so we went along. Andy and I just share the similar interest in playing mind-fuck games with naive young co-eds, and from time to time seeing how far we can get with our pure charm and charisma (when you play games like this, and sincerity is not at all an issue, you can usually get a lot further... fun games). So it goes, at this party the kid who owned the home ended up getting really fucked up, and in the spirit of a true mid-western fashion decided to break every piece of lawn furniture by doing Pro Wrestling jumps off the roof, or body slams (I kept waiting for a large rod of plastic to get logged in his neck, or go through his heart, and kill him on the spot, which would have been pretty cool). He also broke a plastic lawn table over his head, it was entertaining to say the least (and I thought I was sexually and attention deprived). This kid who lived there, the retard who was breaking the lawn furniture, his roommates were sleeping when the party came over to the house, so I think that he pissed them off by all the people, noise, or possibly the fact that he wrecked the lawn furniture. The biggest indication that comes to mind to think that the roommates might have been upset was because they called the police on their own house, to break up the party that was going on outside... so the party did end there too, with the presence of police. I interestingly enough, drank soda all night, well that and took a few benzoprine which I had acquired from the 'night of shame' girl the evening before (who didn't need them anymore, because her back was feeling much better... so, she gave them to me, but I would have probably liberated them if she hadn't). Being as the party was over when the cops arrived, and me being one of the few, or if not, the only sober person there gave a few rides home (luckily no one puked in my car). A big plus for the evening was I did get digits from a girl who I thought was attractive, and really nice... but the flip side to that is that I will just have to use it and loose it, because she still somewhere in her mind adores me more for the Boston thing, and will never have a real clue of who ‘I' really am... which I am totally okay with as long as I am getting mine (you know that I am just joking, I am not usually like this, but frustration, and eating my ice cubes, can only last so long before I have to do something about it... and those weekends only happen once in a while thus the significance of this story for you). Andy and I, then took the girls back to their apartment (the original party sight), and because some one had offered these young republicans marijuana for the first time in their lives (no, it wasn't me, it was Andy. I didn't even smoke) they were blundering retards and passed out. Andy and I contemplated our options being that these girls didn't even know our real names, or where we lived... but using my better judgement, and the fact that the cutest of these young conservatives looked similar, and had features of a rodent (long pointy nose, big ears that stuck out to the side, and an over-bite which if she was a dog they would have put her to sleep because she wouldn't have been able to eat properly). After talking Andy out of doing something else that would further his title of "sexual deviant" we convinced each other that Perkins for some quick eats was the ticket. It was 4 in the morning when we made it to Perkins... you know how that scene goes... Well, nothing really interesting from there on out, a couple of the girls went with us, but we dropped them back off at their home after eating, the I went back to the Sunflower House with Andy. I did take a GIANT poop (which Andy told me later that he has taken more impressive poops than that, which made my wonder what was wrong with Andy's anal area's) and Andy convinced me not to flush it, and throw the toilet paper away so it could be seen by at least one other person in the morning (luckily, no one knew that i was there, so i won't be blamed for it). I passed out on Andy's couch, in his room (scary), got up a few minutes ago, and now am down here at that computer lab across from Dole writing you while it is all still fresh in my mind. I had a good time, pure random evenings, with personal deviance is always good. I am sure that will hang out with 'Sketchy Andy' for a while to come since he is a funny guy to be around. I won't do it too much though, I don't want to have a police record. Well Dan, I miss you more than you will ever know, I hope that you are well. I will talk to you soon, I can't wait to see you over Christmas break... -EJ i am what i am and that is all that i am, but not all that i can be.

Weekend Like This (letter to Dan in Ann Arbor) (0 replies) started by ejdeyoe (12.04.2000 11:22:35 PM EST) Dan, Crazy news from here in (Sensored State)... Well, it all starts with this trip to (a city in that state to see a girl, who in physical presence, I can't actually say that I am proud to say that I made such a calling upon, but to relieve the frustration that had built up, and to live up the level of hypocrisy that I know I am capable of, I did something that God might have frowned upon... but no lightning bolts, or strange twists of karma have attacked me just as of yet. Well, you know me, as soon as I woke up Saturday morning, I didn't feel nearly as proud of my recent accomplishments, so I made my getaway heading back to KC. I stopped in at the Sunflower House on the way back home, more than anything because I needed to have a bowel movement, and I really like pooping in that house, then talking about it to everyone for years to come. After the movement, I found that good old Andy wasn't around at the time, and making it very clear that my opinion on where Andy probably was when he wasn't in the house was 'out sniffing little girls bicycle seats', which made a few of the house members giggle, and a few shriek in such uncommon deliberate crude, anti-PC talk, I managed to find Josh and Heinrich, and we grabbed a handful of the new Sunflower House fish, and went for a very nice meal of traditional Korean food... excellent to say the least! I went back to the house for a while, and Andy had just gotten back, so we watched the rest of the K-State vs. Oklahoma game... this new girl in the house, Celeste (one that I think is beautiful.. I think I told you about her in a prior conversation) came in and spent some quality time with us (that and she really digs my writing, which is nice). We chatted for a few random minutes, while watching the waning minutes of the intense game which K-State did lose 27-24 in very close, but not good enough for a win K-State fashion. Once Celeste took off, Andy became all wild eyed and deviant, and invited me to go to this party with him. It turend out that the party was and invite from a few random girls that he was going to meet for the first time off a personal ad on the internet. I decided to go, just because I felt sorry for Andy based on the descriptions he had given me, and being that these girls were hard core Republicans from (small town in this state)... We got to the party, and there were like 4 girls and 20 guys, but I threw on the fake Boston accent very thick, and Andy is Andy (I really don't know how he does it, he is stinky, and nasty, last night un-shaven, wearing a dirty shirt, and he still has mad skillz) so we soon became the center of attention to anyone that did not have a penis. I heard more "I could just sit and listen to you talk" or "Can I tape your voice?" comments during the course of that party, well before the cops arrived that is... it was interesting. The party was moving over to one of these meat heads houses (one of the random guys who just happened to be there). Andy and I didn't care, so we went along. Andy and I just share the similar interest in playing mind-fuck games with naive young co-eds, and from time to time seeing how far we can get with our pure charm and charisma (when you play games like this, and sincerity is not at all an issue, you can usually get a lot further... fun games). So it goes, at this party the kid who owned the home ended up getting really fucked up, and in the spirit of a true mid-western fashion decided to break every piece of lawn furniture by doing Pro Wrestling jumps off the roof, or body slams (I kept waiting for a large rod of plastic to get logged in his neck, or go through his heart, and kill him on the spot, which would have been pretty cool). He also broke a plastic lawn table over his head, it was entertaining to say the least (and I thought I was sexually and attention deprived). This kid who lived there, the retard who was breaking the lawn furniture, his roommates were sleeping when the party came over to the house, so I think that he pissed them off by all the people, noise, or possibly the fact that he wrecked the lawn furniture. The biggest indication that comes to mind to think that the roommates might have been upset was because they called the police on their own house, to break up the party that was going on outside... so the party did end there too, with the presence of police. I interestingly enough, drank soda all night, well that and took a few benzoprine which I had acquired from the 'night of shame' girl the evening before (who didn't need them anymore, because her back was feeling much better... so, she gave them to me, but I would have probably liberated them if she hadn't). Being as the party was over when the cops arrived, and me being one of the few, or if not, the only sober person there gave a few rides home (luckily no one puked in my car). A big plus for the evening was I did get digits from a girl who I thought was attractive, and really nice... but the flip side to that is that I will just have to use it and loose it, because she still somewhere in her mind adores me more for the Boston thing, and will never have a real clue of who ‘I' really am... which I am totally okay with as long as I am getting mine (you know that I am just joking, I am not usually like this, but frustration, and eating my ice cubes, can only last so long before I have to do something about it... and those weekends only happen once in a while thus the significance of this story for you). Andy and I, then took the girls back to their apartment (the original party sight), and because some one had offered these young republicans marijuana for the first time in their lives (no, it wasn't me, it was Andy. I didn't even smoke) they were blundering retards and passed out. Andy and I contemplated our options being that these girls didn't even know our real names, or where we lived... but using my better judgement, and the fact that the cutest of these young conservatives looked similar, and had features of a rodent (long pointy nose, big ears that stuck out to the side, and an over-bite which if she was a dog they would have put her to sleep because she wouldn't have been able to eat properly). After talking Andy out of doing something else that would further his title of "sexual deviant" we convinced each other that Perkins for some quick eats was the ticket. It was 4 in the morning when we made it to Perkins... you know how that scene goes... Well, nothing really interesting from there on out, a couple of the girls went with us, but we dropped them back off at their home after eating, the I went back to the Sunflower House with Andy. I did take a GIANT poop (which Andy told me later that he has taken more impressive poops than that, which made my wonder what was wrong with Andy's anal area's) and Andy convinced me not to flush it, and throw the toilet paper away so it could be seen by at least one other person in the morning (luckily, no one knew that i was there, so i won't be blamed for it). I passed out on Andy's couch, in his room (scary), got up a few minutes ago, and now am down here at that computer lab across from Dole writing you while it is all still fresh in my mind. I had a good time, pure random evenings, with personal deviance is always good. I am sure that will hang out with 'Sketchy Andy' for a while to come since he is a funny guy to be around. I won't do it too much though, I don't want to have a police record. Well Dan, I miss you more than you will ever know, I hope that you are well. I will talk to you soon, I can't wait to see you over Christmas break... -EJ i am what i am and that is all that i am, but not all that i can be.

Assholes (0 replies) started by Dunce02 (11.12.2000 10:53:38 PM EST) Tell 'em to fuck themselves

who cares (0 replies) started by waldomatic (11.11.2000 4:48:42 AM EST) I really do not give a shit.... fuck off shitdip

advanced (0 replies) started by epiwsedis (11.08.2000 4:28:40 AM EST) Mommy is out...

Fucking Lawyers (0 replies) started by testyy (11.02.2000 10:20:03 PM EST) We lose more and more of freedoms everyday. Testy and Wild

bump them (0 replies) started by trafficjammer (10.31.2000 10:03:28 PM EST) If they can't handle a little adult hummor then they need to remember who allows the children to watch,and read about the characters in question! All it amounts to is thier characters acting like a president or something! DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GOT TILL IT'S GONE! AND THERE'S NOTHING LIKE IT BUT MORE OF IT!

Hey Gball Crew.. (0 replies) started by ChicknShit (10.29.2000 11:55:58 AM EST) Does that apply to signatures and Fan page pictures? If it does, then I'm back to being faceless. Fuck em' all. Let God discard the lawyers, and sort the rest out. Be open minded, but not too open minded, your brain might fall out.

VOTE!!! (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.29.2000 1:47:30 AM EST) GEORGE W. BUSH FOR PRESIDENT and PISS on goofball's preference, ALiar Gore.

SLICK. (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.29.2000 1:24:01 AM EST) FUCK LARRY FLINT, THAT'S BILL CLINTON'S, ASSHOLE, BUDDY!!!

Isn't this considered satire? (0 replies) started by albion (10.27.2000 11:23:04 AM EST) Isn't this considered satire? Didn't Larry Flint go to count and win this case? Or was that only dealing with real people? But then again, what's the difference. I say you take pictures of the lawyers from firm X and *photoshop* them over the faces of the "intellectual property" they said your using. This way it's legal satire and you're not using their "property". -cm -cm

HEY GOOFBALL JACKASS!!! (3 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.27.2000 2:46:40 AM EST) I read the above letter. I also read the F.B.I. letter, shame on you!!! You are infinging on the rights of others. You are right, I don't run a web site, but I also wouldn't fabricate lies to keep a web site running to benefit my "EGO" trips!!!

HEY GOOFBALL JACKASS (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.27.2000 2:04:56 AM EST) It wouldn't be a great loss. Your site that is.

HEY GOOFBALL JACKASS (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.27.2000 1:50:31 AM EST) BELCH!!!

Hey anonymous jackass (1 reply) started by JSkills (10.27.2000 1:17:41 AM EST) Can you read the above letter? Do you really think we fabricated it? We actually almost got our site turned off Wednesday for not deleting all the images. Have you ever run a website? Do you know anything? Or do you just throw out uninformed insults at just anyone for no reason? If you don't like it here why don't you do us all a favor and disappear? JSkills Goofball Staff

HEY GOOFBALL!!! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.26.2000 3:18:42 AM EST) STOP POSTING YOUR LIES. ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK THAT YOU ARE, SOMEWHAT, SPECIAL??? YOU GAVE US THE F.B.I. BULLSHIT, NOW YOU ARE TELLING US YOU ARE GOING TO BE SUED BY D.C. COMICS, HANNA-BARBERA, WARNER BROS., ETC??? GIVE US A FUCKING BREAK!!!! YOU ARE GETTING DESPERATE!!!

MTBYPOOL (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.25.2000 12:49:29 PM EST) ARE YOUTHERE?

Losers (0 replies) started by yusaku999 (10.25.2000 7:34:57 AM EST) Oh no! Someone copied a similar art format and make a spoof. I better get my lawyer and sue. Pathetic world we live in. No wonder no one likes executives. ...or lawyers! You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

get a lawyer?? (0 replies) started by spoiler (10.23.2000 2:01:46 PM EST) Come on guys, seriously...is it really worth the effort and waste of money to get a lawyer and fight this one? Who are you kidding Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, cuz you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Hey Rob... (0 replies) started by Cristina78 (10.22.2000 1:16:17 AM EST) I have some italian relationships, you know, "family"... just in case you need them... ;) "People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege"

How much ........ (0 replies) started by punanimuncher (10.21.2000 2:06:33 PM EST) will you pay me to get these asses off your back for good. Blood, guts, guns, cuts, knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts.

give us their address (0 replies) started by hardball (10.21.2000 11:25:44 AM EST) That way we can send them some fan mail. Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.Don't ask what you country can do for you. Get off your lazy fat ass and get a fucking job.

Thats just... (0 replies) started by mizike (10.21.2000 0:42:36 AM EST) another example of the man trying to keep the goofballer down. I think I'm gonna puke...

lawers cost $$$ (0 replies) started by thefox (10.20.2000 11:44:14 PM EST) hitmen are cheap lol

This is bullshit (0 replies) started by oliveoyl0902 (10.20.2000 9:27:24 PM EST) these guys are right, get a lawyer. God is coming, and boy is she pissed!

1st amendment rights (0 replies) started by weaselc (10.20.2000 10:31:42 AM EST) I think tangentman is right, but you're going to have a tough time proving that this falls under the legal heading of 'satire'. Check with a lawyer. They've gotta be good for something besides substitute clay-pigeons.

But wait! (0 replies) started by tangentman123 (10.20.2000 9:05:19 AM EST) I'm no expert, but I believe material used for satire and parodies is not considered a copyright infringement. Contact your local lawyer.

To err is human... (0 replies) started by oliverclozoff (10.20.2000 3:01:02 AM EST) ...but to really piss in the punchbowl, it takes a lawyer! There are just too damned many people in this world who will not be content with running their own miserable lives!

hey... (0 replies)   started by rook30505 (10.20.2000 0:12:39 AM EST) are you guys in anyway involved with napster? First mother-bitches! "You da best he-bitch in my man-stable.If I had 2 more manginas like you,I'd be a millionare"

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