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Goofball Gets Personal

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 11/15/2000
 
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By now, if you are a registered user, you should have noticed your new login box. Some of it looks the same, but there are some awesome changes. The biggest feature is My Goofball — tailoring Goofball.com around your wants and needs. Don't rush off there now, it will look just like the regular site, until you customize your content.

The Basics
Three features that were on the old login box still remain and they are:

  • My Profile — Click here to make changes to your profile. You can change your email address, add an image to your Fan Page, add a link to your website, and include a tagline for your posts.
  • My Fan Page — A link to your personal Fan Page where you can read comments left for you by other Goofballers.
  • XX Messages — Let's you know how many messages are on your Fan Page.

Getting Started
Customization starts here. Start by selecting the content you want to appear on your page.

Your first option is to display messages that have been left for you. They can be Fan Page messages, and even better... replies to Message Board comments and to you've made comments on the site's content items. When someone replies, it doesn't matter when your post was made, it will appear on the top of your my.goofball.com home page. If you are not one to post messages, or don't care to read what others write just select '0' from the pull-down menu.

Favorite Sections & Right Side
Choose the items that you want on your personalized homepage. Items that are under 'Favorite Sections' will appear in the middle, items that are under 'Right Side' will appear on the right side of the page. It is as easy as that.

Once you have done this select 'Update Your Preferences' and you will then move on to the 'Select Layout'.

Almost Done
Select the order of content items on your Goofball.com home page using the numbered drop-down menus next to each item. Be sure to click 'Finished' when you're done and you will be taken to my.goofball.com where your new homepage awaits you.

A Bonus
Who doesn't like hidden extras? Goofball now offers you a 'File Cabinet', a place where you can store 10 of your favorite items for easy reference. This feature is still in its infancy but we wanted to bring it to you now.

File Cabinet FAQ
What happens when I try to save that 11th item?
The first item you saved will be pushed out of the file cabinet.
Is there a way to delete #6 if I didn't want it anymore?
Currently, no. You will need to add other items until this item is removed from the list.
When will an edit feature be available?
No date has been set.

Your Thoughts
If you have any questions, comments or suggested enhancements please use this link. We would love to hear from you.

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    It's too bad.... (0 replies)
    started by silkboxers
    (12.21.2000 5:22:42 PM EST)

    that goofball.com doesn't use all this imagination in finding or writing funnier jokes.

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    Pop-ups (0 replies)
    started by dnartreb
    (12.11.2000 5:51:08 PM EST)

    Nice of yet another site to insist that they know better what should pop up on my screen and steal my bandwidth.

    And that's about all I have to say about that.

    andre (2 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.05.2000 9:02:26 PM EST)

    fuck blons they dont fuck

    Are we having fun yet? (0 replies)
    started by epiwsedis
    (12.04.2000 1:30:35 AM EST)

    Changes, changes, changes... Life is nothing but changes.

    POPUPS (0 replies)
    started by kylelambert
    (12.03.2000 8:58:20 PM EST)

    Popups are for porn sites. I guess GOOFBALL is on that level now.

    Boring!!!!! (0 replies)
    started by snowdog66
    (11.22.2000 11:04:49 PM EST)

    This place is really starting to blow!!!!! Cmon put some cool fucked up shit on here!!!!

    this is really cool (0 replies)
    started by xp240
    (11.20.2000 0:05:19 AM EST)

    you guys really know how to kick ass

    You guys... (0 replies)
    started by mizike
    (11.18.2000 6:46:38 PM EST)

    are always working hard to make this place kick ass!! And not to mention the staff and the people who chill here are also the best around. Goofball rules!

    Please guys! (0 replies)
    started by Skoli
    (11.18.2000 4:08:49 AM EST)

    Kill those fucking pop ups!

    Hate Fuck Kill

    Nice job, guys and gal (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.16.2000 10:10:19 PM EST)

    As usual. I really appreciate all that you do to keep making the site more and more fun. These new features are way cool! Thanks.

    Trust me, I'm old.....but who am I and why am I here?

    you guys rule (0 replies)
    started by rook30505
    (11.16.2000 9:23:16 PM EST)

    the new stuff is boss! and no,I'm not kissing your ass!

    What did I do today?Nothing,absolutely nothing.And you know what? It was everything I thought it could be.

    Way Cool (0 replies)
    started by Mark
    (11.16.2000 8:27:45 PM EST)

    I like it! You guys have once again out-done yourselves. What's the next enhancement? Psychic Goofball? Think about the page and it loads? ;-)

    Mark

    Kaptain Aype's 2 cents (0 replies)
    started by KaptainAype
    (11.16.2000 7:40:51 PM EST)

    Pirate pete says ''AAAAARGHHH!!!'' but then again pirate pete also molests pirate pedro.
    P.S. Say no to Pirates.

    -=KaP'N AyPe=- You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch <^>(0¿o)<^>

    Woohoo (0 replies)
    started by Hannes
    (11.16.2000 3:54:53 PM EST)

    Great job, goofball. :^)

    I'm a Goofball, You're a Goofball.... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (11.16.2000 3:30:59 PM EST)


    Wouldn't you like to be a Goofball, too?
    Yeah. I knew you would.

    "My Goofball" is better than your Goofball.

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    Great job, guys... (0 replies)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (11.16.2000 11:20:01 AM EST)

    ...I love the new additions. You just keep making this site better and better...thanks! :)

    ~SweetiePeach~

    Good job Rob...... (0 replies)
    started by latertater
    (11.16.2000 10:49:45 AM EST)

    sure makes jumping from page to page easier. Keep up the good work!

    Don't take any wooden nickels!

    You rule! (2 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (11.16.2000 6:39:41 AM EST)

    Amazing with all the time you spend surfing the web to find things to post, you still have time to work! lol.
    Good work guys. You the best!

    E-chuta!

    so far so good guys... (0 replies)
    started by conservative
    (11.16.2000 4:12:22 AM EST)

    I like the changes but in all honesty haven't had the opportunity to damage anything.Will give it a go during the weekend....
    GREAT work so far.
    Regards

    *La Vita e Bella*

    HEY (0 replies)
    started by Roger
    (11.16.2000 4:00:58 AM EST)

    Did everybody from Florida get that?

    LOL..

    This is great Rob. I hope everyone enjoys it.

    as beta testor and long time goat molestor (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (11.16.2000 1:50:32 AM EST)

    I give it two thumbs up.
    my butt.
    no, actually it's great guys
    to whoever finds my wiener please return it with no stains.

    I'm an alcoholic.

    §üΩïЀKìñG
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