Ungrateful A**holes
By: VirtualJul	Published: 04/01/2001
I QUIT!!! I can't take it anymore. You have no idea what it's like to work with these guys. I thought it was going to be a great gig when I signed on, but I didn't know them very well. Please read this diatribe before they realize I've posted it, as I'm sure they'll take it down immediately. JSkills is a tyrant who thinks he invented the friggin' Internet. Every time I think I'm done for the evening (3AM), there's Jay all over my ass to do something else. Just because he's up for a kid feeding doesn't mean I have to be. Damn slave driver acts like this is my full time job... The Advisor, he's the quiet one... the one behind the scenes that you never hear from, right? I wish I could say the same. This anal-retentive prick is never happy, always correcting me. You're a programmer, not a god. I don't even know if his mother loves him. Oh, and then there's Robnoxious. This guy is a mood swing and a half. They say comedians and clowns are always the one's who are the saddest on the inside... that's Robnoxious. Not to mention the drinking and sexual advances... well, my lawyer says I can't discuss it, but you get the idea. Anyway, thankfully I'm virtual and didn't have to share an office with these ego'testicle' assholes day in and day out. They're definitely not as goofy as they make themselves out to be. Since I'm leaving, I only thought it fair to end my Goofball tenure with a bang and finally grant the fan wish I've been asked over and over again... to post a picture. If you really want to see what I look like: Click here. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Made of Honor (1 reply) started by Toolfoolery (05.28.2001 8:31:49 PM EST) I gotta admit... I got a bit orgasmic after seeing that. "This field is limited to 255 characters of content, any more then that and your information will be truncated." -Truncated! Ooooh!!! <"bgColor=#000000">

A nice bed for some goofballs (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.21.2001 3:45:02 AM EST) There are just some people that need to try out a new kind of bed. It is a stretcher with three gurney straps! Of course, you can always cover'em up with a nice sheet of clear plastic--about 2-3 mils thick! I think that some of these goofballs would look really nice being strapped down on a stretcher and covered with a nice sheet of clear plastic! Of course, if they do too much griping, you can always pull the plastic up over this goofball's head! As for the straps, I think that black or gray seatbelt-type straps would look nice across such a person!

Hahahahaha! (0 replies) started by MILKMAN (05.20.2001 4:29:58 AM EST) I thought it aws hinky..should have checked the date...Being that my b-day is March 31st,I don't usually fall for April fools pranks..I was late...I didn't check the date..You got me. Hahahahahaha! SAVE GBALL

that was great! (0 replies) started by thatguy91379 (05.18.2001 10:11:22 PM EST) that was one of the best laughs ive got in a long time. thanks.

Fantastic! (0 replies) started by kweenbee (05.12.2001 7:27:16 PM EST) You got me, right down thru the pic.

yup (0 replies) started by doris (05.12.2001 1:24:56 PM EST) I'D DO HER...SHE UGLY AS HELL, BUT SHE'S FAMOUS RIGHT?

Good Stuff (0 replies) started by DRyan2902 (05.06.2001 8:35:36 AM EST) I was completely fooled, because the first link didn't work. I thought oh well "THEY" has already taken it down. Good Stuff,Great fun Thanx Jewel Have a More Better Gooder Finer Day !

Never believed it for a min.. (0 replies) started by Sky (05.05.2001 8:28:42 PM EST) what a dumbass...who would believe that kinda of a post would even make it past a sec hehe loved the pic though ..although i hate to break it to u but not only r u old but ur fuggly

Hemlock (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (05.04.2001 6:11:19 AM EST) Check this out!!!! www.hemlock101.btinternet

It reeked! (0 replies) started by sal1981 (05.03.2001 7:55:48 AM EST) Blows, sucks, crap, bullshit, boring. Playing FPS, RTS, RPG or just PBG. It just ain´t the same as playing Monopoly

Wow...... (0 replies) started by SmilingCows (04.13.2001 2:18:57 PM EST) had me going.....

all I can say is... (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (04.05.2001 8:08:03 PM EST) damn that is one hot bod you got, Virtual Jul... ;) §Üî©ìÐéK‡ñG Killers are silent

gotcha (0 replies) started by sted5 (04.02.2001 5:42:33 PM EST) Got me !

Absolutely Awesome (0 replies) started by malcom (04.02.2001 1:45:54 PM EST) Had me going right to the very end. Take a bow VirtualJul,that was great and one HELL of a rant. *standing and clapping* ENCORE!!!

Had me goin'... (0 replies) started by delshaz (04.02.2001 1:38:54 PM EST) Ha Ha, you rock... We did it in the kitchen, We did it in the hall, I got some on my finger, So I wiped it on the wall. Chuck Berry

ROFL! (0 replies) started by tjshere (04.02.2001 12:21:03 PM EST) I had the April Fool angle figured out early on, but the pic blindsided me, not to mention nearly left me blind! Why do I suspect it will be making it onto a message board in our area soon? ;^) Great job, Jul, I loved it! I still live my life in the fast lane.........I just get run over a lot more often now.

Good one Jul! (0 replies) started by MissPK (04.02.2001 9:46:27 AM EST) Love the Pic thingy, wish I thought of it first *grin* ^5 girl :-) *wink,giggle,blush*

Nice one VirtualJul (0 replies) started by Marvin (04.02.2001 9:18:08 AM EST) Good gag - but I think you've got them guys down pretty close to the truth! LOL Just kidding guys - you're all great!!!!

Rename the pic! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.02.2001 9:14:36 AM EST) That has got to be the BEST picture of "Roger" I've ever seen!

Geez, you've put me off my pudding, (0 replies) started by willi (04.02.2001 2:35:14 AM EST) How 'bout using bigger X's when censoring pictures like that! When it comes to the senior citizens, everything's better off left to the imagination and only the imagination.

Got me... (0 replies) started by OliverClozoff (04.02.2001 2:12:03 AM EST) Yeah, I bit - hook, line, and sinker. Great pic, though - HUBBA HUBBA!!! President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

LMAO!! (0 replies) started by beckdaddy (04.02.2001 2:10:39 AM EST) Good stuff, there VirtualJul! Keep it Goofy!! Nice shot!

Lol (0 replies) started by reddwarfe (04.02.2001 2:07:10 AM EST) Haha, Great work VirtualJul, had me going there.... Keep up the great work! Im not as think, as you drunk i am!

You GO girl!! (2 replies)   started by NakedCanuck (04.02.2001 1:35:20 AM EST) Didn't you know today is "Take your Favorite Deer Rifle to Work Day?" That would have made your departure that much more fun! (I just wish the April Fool's link worked....) The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

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