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	"And as I said in my State of the Union, the idea is to see that a car borntoday—I mean, a child born today will be driving a car, as his or herfirst car, which will be powered by hydrogen and pollution-free."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush Re: EnergyIndependence," Feb. 6, 2003

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