Generally considered of great importance to the male Homo Sapien. Perhaps more than any other determining influence in the history of warfare has been the size of penises. This is not to say that there have been warring tribes of large penises versus tribes of smaller penises, but that leaders who were (and still are) hell-bent on destroying others along with themselves did so out of anger toward their small appendages, thus sweeping those of average length and better into their vortex of violence. However that is just an historical footnote to the modern day problem that men seem to suffer from due to their inadequate manhood, whether it be premature ejaculation, dysfunction, or an abnormally small shaft.
To begin, here is a list of some of the junk email that has been transmitted in the past week alone. Junk email is an accurate measuring stick for all that is strangely funny about planet X, as explained in Volume 5, No. 923. Thus it comes as no surprise that wherever we look in our modern media, we find evidence of penis-trauma. Why people are witnessing it in volumes like never before is a matter which will be taken up later. But without doubt, it must be concluded that many men are experiencing an inferiority complex of mega proportions in recent years in light of the sharp increase in subject matter such as these:
Don G Dong Make it big
BE HUNG 4 WOMAN Bigger is Better
GRATIFY HER with natural pill
Dr. Double ur dick double it up
Amazing Size Make her scream
Biggie size it NOW
L0nger and Str0nger
Big O Thing get one
Body Parts B:BIG
Dr. Length Get Started
In further issues ahead, the ideas of weight loss, stealing passwords, second mortgages, getting more credit, getting out of debt, and hardcore pornography will be addressed, as they had not been covered in the previous report (no. 923) with respect to junk email. Above mentioned topic will be adhered to in this report, however.
The emergence of TV commercials advertising drugs such as Viagra and Cialis also seem to indicate the same message: “Your penis is lame.” Never before have so many worried about something so small. So it seems. And according to the advertising apparatus, it’s nothing to be ashamed of anymore. Even professional athletes are coming forward to tell humans that it’s okay if their dicks don’t work properly. However, underneath the facade of wanting to help those who suffer from an inferior penis complex, the real message is quite disturbing: “You have a problem... yes you do, and we have drugs that can help you.” That’s the first message. The explosion in the past ten years of pharmaceuticals that supposedly benefit those who take them is not for that purpose of making peoples’ lives better, but to make the people on Wall St. wealthier. And when one’s doctor receives perks and even commissions on how many prescriptions they write for a particular drug, then you can guess just what he or she will say to their patients who aren’t sure if they need the drug in the first place. If every man believes that he has a problem with his penis because he’s been told that it’s okay and normal to have such problems, and if every man believes that all problems can be solved by taking a pill, then a lot of money is sure to be made by someone.
And to actually believe that by swallowing a little magic pill one’s penis will get larger is perhaps what keeps me laughing more than anything else. It has not been determined if anyone really believes that, so further research should be done, but based on sales, it seems that they do. How does the pill work? How does the drug know to go directly to the penis and start building tissue there? Amazing. Primates will believe anything, especially when confronted with the idea of not having a perfect body. What’s funny is that in their daily lives they meet so few people who have perfect bodies themselves, so who are they trying to keep up with? Perhaps it’s the images that come from the television set and media in general, which rarely show less than perfect bodies on the screen, thereby sending them the subliminal message that this is reality, that everyone looks like this...except for YOU.
Perhaps people are living at a time when something constructive can be done about their “shortcomings” or less than perfect bodies, but all evidence seems to indicate that “snakeoils” have been around for centuries, offering not the solution, just the hope of one. Reading through issues of old magazines that go back a hundred years, it’s quite fun to see the advertisements for all sorts of contraptions and ointments designed to make primate bodies better. Unlike the ads of old, though, today’s target is the male sex organ. Which leads us to ask, “why?”
Based on research most notably done in and around the planetary system of Negusia, Sector 7-b39, by Ralsibo, we can safely assume that such a marked increase in public “acknowledgment” of the penis problem stems directly from the influence of female-dominated reptoid groups undermining psychological testosterone levels in primate males, thereby ensuring the complete domination of the race.
However, this research has not been thoroughly convincing to all members of the Galactic Project, and more work on the issue is needed. As to what I have observed, there is a strong case for the theories propounded by Hon-bark, which state that reptilian influence is not a prerequisite for female penis (power) envy and its subsequent attempt to emasculate the male species. Instead, cycles of domination occur over relatively short periods of time, and the symbolism of that controlling element is almost always associated with the sexual organ.
Another strong, yet lesser known, theory argues that penis power envy is a direct result of male influence and propaganda. Ardqosas, from Cluster E.P., level Q-av89, states that because men in pre-civilized societies are ashamed of their penises, they need to make others feel the same way, and earn some money from them at the same time. This closely resembles the situation on Planet X to some degree. She also provides data that men in very high societal positions generally have small penises, and that, in order to keep themselves in power, psych-attacks are made on males of lower societal status, which thereby reduces their ability to fight back and achieve “alpha” status.
However, whether one subscribes to the theories of Ralsibo, Hon-bark, or Arqosas, the common thread between them clearly points to a psychological attack on the male species for the purpose of rendering them subservient for one reason or another. Any side benefit mildly realized from the implementation of these various lengthening and hardening agents could easily be realized by looking at sexually appealing females such as naked cheerleaders. Thus, it must be reasoned that pills, ointments and their accompanying media-blitz campaigns are promoted not for the purpose of helping, but for profit and psycho-domination.
End of report. Transmission 465-00002-2777-A. GP#1580-076551
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